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GO FOR LAUNCH MISSION DAY 4796 73 RATING THEPRIMEAGEN @ThePrimeagen CALLSIGN SOLAR CANYON CLASS ORBITAL TELEMETRY NOMINAL THRUST 52 PAYLOAD 90 COMMS 79 NAV 86 SYSTEMS 45 ENDURANCE 81 git.findutils.com/ThePrimeagen

Mission Nº 73 · ORBITAL class · Provenance: public GitHub

ThePrimeagen, rated 73

Callsign SOLAR CANYON, orbital-class — telemetry reads 73 of 99, streamed live from the public record. All systems nominal.

JS 13 seasons pro @theprimeagen ↗

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What do these numbers mean?
  • OVR /99 — the overall rating: all six stats blended on a curve where 99 is deliberately unreachable. Even the legends top out in the mid-nineties.
  • PAC Pace — how often this profile ships (public events per week, ~90-day window).
  • SHO Shooting — stars earned on original repos. Impact, not volume.
  • PAS Passing — pull-request activity plus follower reach. How much the work connects.
  • DRI Dribbling — language range across repos, with a bonus for balance.
  • DEF Defense — how much of their own work is still maintained six months on.
  • PHY Physical — seasons on GitHub plus consistency inside the window.
  • TIERS — Bronze to 59 · Silver from 60 · Gold from 75 · Holo from 87. Earned from the rating, never bought — every card design keeps the true tier.
  • DATA — public profile, public repos, and ~90 days of public events, read live. Private work is invisible to the scouts, so private-repo heroes rate lower than they deserve. It's a vibe check, not a performance review.
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The Flight Log

telemetry, streamed from the public record

🛰️ Flight log

The mission, burn by burn — from the public record.

  • Season 13cleared the tower — joined GitHub
  • Season 20launched vim-be-good · delta-v ⭐4.5k
  • Season 20launched harpoon · delta-v ⭐9.1k
  • Season 22launched init.lua · delta-v ⭐4.0k
  • Season 25launched 99 · delta-v ⭐4.7k

🏆 Mission patches

Completed flights — most-starred public repos, live links.

📊 Fleet comparison

Each system against the fleet average (amber tick) — this is the legends fleet, not all of GitHub.

THRUST · launch cadence-12 vs fleet
PAYLOAD · star mass+3 vs fleet
COMMS · signal reach-1 vs fleet
NAV · range of systems+16 vs fleet
SYSTEMS · upkeep-2 vs fleet
ENDURANCE · mission days-4 vs fleet
III

The Readings

nine instruments on one mission
41.3kstars earned
49.5kfollowers
91own repos
13.1years on github
2.0events / week
14%still maintained

🔥 The roast

Observations your profile earned. All of it is public record — zero AI.

  • 🔥🔥🔥Your most popular repo (vim-be-good, 4506 stars) hasn't been touched in over a year. 181 people forked it. They're waiting. Still waiting.
  • 🔥🔥73 of your 91 repos haven't been touched in over a year. You don't have side projects, you have a museum.
  • 🔥🔥5 repos named some variant of "todo", "test", or "tutorial". The learning phase is allowed to end, you know.
  • 🔥No bio. Mysterious, or just never got past "// TODO: write bio"?

Every line is computed live from public GitHub data — nothing is written or stored about anyone. If you'd rather your handle not appear in our example lists, tell @codewitholgun and it comes off.

🧬 Developer archetype

Detected from when, what, and how you ship.

🗺️

The Polyglot

Why pick a language when you can pick nine?

Six or more primary languages across the public repos. Some call it range, some call it commitment issues — the compiler errors come in every dialect.

⭐ The Baller🌱 Serial Starter

🕐 Commit clock

Public activity from the last ~90 days, hour by weekday (UTC).

06121823SMTWTFS
Busiest: Wed 16:00 UTCless more

🧪 Language DNA

What the public repos are made of.

JavaScript25% · 17 repos
Lua17% · 12 repos
Rust17% · 12 repos
TypeScript17% · 12 repos
Go12% · 8 repos
Shell4% · 3 repos
HTML4% · 3 repos
Elixir3% · 2 repos

👯 Dev twin & nemesis

Closest and furthest stat vectors in the legends pool. The tape doesn't lie.

YOUR TWIN · 94% match @evanw both build in JavaScript, both know a repo graveyard when they see one
YOUR NEMESIS · 64% match @matz ships every single week — no excuses
Settle it: battle your nemesis

Twin math: normalized distance across all six stats, against the 39-legend pool.

🧭 Dev alignment

Where the shipping style lands on the eternal grid. Computed, not chosen.

Lawful Merger
Neutral Shipper
Chaotic Force-Pusher
Lawful Committer
True Neutral Committer
Chaotic Committer
Lawful Archivist
Neutral Lurker
Chaotic Abandoner

True Neutral Committer — Perfectly balanced — commits when it matters, vanishes when it doesn’t.

🔎 Flight Review

The debrief — what a program director would flag on this mission.

90
Work people starstars earned on original repos
86
Range across stacksbreadth and balance of languages
🔴 Needs preseason Quiet on the public pitch lately — private-repo minutes don’t show here.

Play style: 🗺️ The Polyglot — Why pick a language when you can pick nine?

17Languages
13Seasons
49.5kFollowers
14%Squad upkeep

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💰 Program Budget

APPROVED — the funding mission control assigns this crew member.

€29M
Signs forBorussia Dotfiles
Release clause€43M
Contract3 seasons
Weekly wage€276K
PositionJS
Age13 seasons pro

Scouting report — fee adjustments

Rust premium+10%
TypeScript passport+5%
PHP flair (market bias, deeply unfair)-5%
Shirt sales (1k+ followers reach)+10%
Veteran leadership (8+ seasons)+8%
Squad depth (polyglot)+6%

Scout’s notes — what would raise the fee

+12% current-form bonus at 20 events/week (now 2.0)
+7% for a high maintenance record — keep 70% of repos alive

Comparable transfers, season 26

P. O'Callback→ Borussia Dotfiles€23M
A. Lambda→ Sporting Segfault€21M
M. Refactorović→ Git City FC€19M

Transfer fees are football fiction computed from public GitHub signal — the underlying numbers (stars, activity, maintenance, reach) are real.

⚔️ Docking Duel

Pick a second pilot. Same instruments, same rules, one docks first.

🎖️ Medal cabinet

5 of 10 unlocked — every medal is earned from public signal, none are for sale.

🏅 Century Club 41,292 stars on original work
🧲 Talisman 49,475 followers show up for this profile
🗣 Polyglot 17 languages in the public repos
🔒 Night Owl 40% of your public activity between 22:00 and 06:00
🔒 Iron Man Keep 80% of 5+ own repos alive
🎖 Veteran 13 seasons in the game
🔒 Wonderkid 10+ events/week inside your first two seasons
🎯 Sharpshooter SHO 90 — the stars keep coming
🔒 The Engine Rate 85+ Pace (shipping cadence)
🔒 The Wall Rate 85+ Defense (maintenance)
IV

Crew Recruitment

for programs staffing a crew
“The telemetry speaks for itself.”
📍 9th Ring, Vim 🧪 JavaScript · Lua · Rust 📅 13 seasons on GitHub ⚙️ 14% of repos maintained

● Available for crew assignment — hail ThePrimeagen via the GitHub profile.

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Everything above derives from the public GitHub record — no résumé inflation possible.

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