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GO FOR LAUNCH MISSION DAY 6181 86 RATING ADDY OSMANI @addyosmani CALLSIGN IRON KERNEL CLASS LUNAR TELEMETRY NOMINAL THRUST 83 PAYLOAD 96 COMMS 94 NAV 84 SYSTEMS 55 ENDURANCE 94 BUDGET €102M git.findutils.com/addyosmani

Mission Nº 86 · LUNAR class · Provenance: public GitHub

Addy Osmani, rated 86

Callsign IRON KERNEL, lunar-class — telemetry reads 86 of 99, streamed live from the public record. All systems nominal.

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What do these numbers mean?
  • OVR /99 — the overall rating: all six stats blended on a curve where 99 is deliberately unreachable. Even the legends top out in the mid-nineties.
  • PAC Pace — how often this profile ships (public events per week, ~90-day window).
  • SHO Shooting — stars earned on original repos. Impact, not volume.
  • PAS Passing — pull-request activity plus follower reach. How much the work connects.
  • DRI Dribbling — language range across repos, with a bonus for balance.
  • DEF Defense — how much of their own work is still maintained six months on.
  • PHY Physical — seasons on GitHub plus consistency inside the window.
  • TIERS — Bronze to 59 · Silver from 60 · Gold from 75 · Holo from 87. Earned from the rating, never bought — every card design keeps the true tier.
  • DATA — public profile, public repos, and ~90 days of public events, read live. Private work is invisible to the scouts, so private-repo heroes rate lower than they deserve. It's a vibe check, not a performance review.
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The Flight Log

telemetry, streamed from the public record

🛰️ Flight log

The mission, burn by burn — from the public record.

  • Season 9cleared the tower — joined GitHub
  • Season 11launched essential-js-design-patterns · delta-v ⭐4.9k
  • Season 11launched backbone-fundamentals · delta-v ⭐9.2k
  • Season 14launched critical · delta-v ⭐10.2k
  • Season 26launched agent-skills · delta-v ⭐68.9k

🏆 Mission patches

Completed flights — most-starred public repos, live links.

📊 Fleet comparison

Each system against the fleet average (amber tick) — this is the legends fleet, not all of GitHub.

THRUST · launch cadence+19 vs fleet
PAYLOAD · star mass+9 vs fleet
COMMS · signal reach+14 vs fleet
NAV · range of systems+14 vs fleet
SYSTEMS · upkeep+8 vs fleet
ENDURANCE · mission days+9 vs fleet
III

The Readings

nine instruments on one mission
126.1kstars earned
50.7kfollowers
66own repos
16.9years on github
35.0events / week
24%still maintained

🔥 The roast

Observations your profile earned. All of it is public record — zero AI.

  • 🔥🔥🔥Your most popular repo (backbone-fundamentals, 9182 stars) hasn't been touched in over a year. 1371 people forked it. They're waiting. Still waiting.
  • 🔥🔥74% of your activity happens between 10 PM and 6 AM. Sleep is a deprecated dependency, apparently.
  • 🔥🔥6 repos named some variant of "todo", "test", or "tutorial". The learning phase is allowed to end, you know.

Every line is computed live from public GitHub data — nothing is written or stored about anyone. If you'd rather your handle not appear in our example lists, tell @codewitholgun and it comes off.

🧬 Developer archetype

Detected from when, what, and how you ship.

The Baller

The stars aligned. Repeatedly.

Serious star counts on original work. Whatever this profile ships, people show up for it — the rare kind of gravity you can’t fake.

🗺️ The Polyglot🌱 Serial Starter

🕐 Commit clock

Public activity from the last ~90 days, hour by weekday (UTC).

06121823SMTWTFS
Busiest: Thu 22:00 UTCless more

🧪 Language DNA

What the public repos are made of.

JavaScript51% · 29 repos
TypeScript28% · 16 repos
HTML9% · 5 repos
Shell4% · 2 repos
Python4% · 2 repos
CSS2% · 1 repo
Rich Text Format2% · 1 repo
ApacheConf2% · 1 repo

👯 Dev twin & nemesis

Closest and furthest stat vectors in the legends pool. The tape doesn't lie.

YOUR TWIN · 97% match @antirez both know a repo graveyard when they see one, both ship relentlessly
YOUR NEMESIS · 66% match @yyx990803 ships every single week — no excuses
Settle it: battle your nemesis

Twin math: normalized distance across all six stats, against the 39-legend pool.

🧭 Dev alignment

Where the shipping style lands on the eternal grid. Computed, not chosen.

Lawful Merger
Neutral Shipper
Chaotic Force-Pusher
Lawful Committer
True Neutral Committer
Chaotic Committer
Lawful Archivist
Neutral Lurker
Chaotic Abandoner

Chaotic Force-Pusher — Pushes to main on Friday. Rebases history like it owes them money.

🔎 Flight Review

The debrief — what a program director would flag on this mission.

96
Work people starstars earned on original repos
94
Collaborates & reachespull requests and follower reach
🟡 Rotation option Active on the public pitch, with room for more minutes.

Play style: ⭐ The Baller — The stars aligned. Repeatedly.

8Languages
16Seasons
50.7kFollowers
24%Squad upkeep

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💰 Program Budget

APPROVED — the funding mission control assigns this crew member.

€102M
Signs forInter Milanode
Release clause€153M
Contract4 seasons
Weekly wage€980K
PositionJS
Age16 seasons pro

Scouting report — fee adjustments

TypeScript passport+5%
Current form+12%
Shirt sales (1k+ followers reach)+10%
Veteran leadership (8+ seasons)+8%
Squad depth (polyglot)+6%

Scout’s notes — what would raise the fee

+10% Rust premium the day Rust shows up in the repos
+7% for a high maintenance record — keep 70% of repos alive

Comparable transfers, season 26

L. Gitović→ Git City FC€84M
T. Asyncawaitov→ Real Recursión€79M
K. Stacksson→ Inter Milanode€54M

Transfer fees are football fiction computed from public GitHub signal — the underlying numbers (stars, activity, maintenance, reach) are real.

⚔️ Docking Duel

Pick a second pilot. Same instruments, same rules, one docks first.

🎖️ Medal cabinet

6 of 10 unlocked — every medal is earned from public signal, none are for sale.

🏅 Century Club 126,058 stars on original work
🧲 Talisman 50,718 followers show up for this profile
🗣 Polyglot 8 languages in the public repos
🦉 Night Owl 74% of activity after dark
🔒 Iron Man Keep 80% of 5+ own repos alive
🎖 Veteran 16 seasons in the game
🔒 Wonderkid 10+ events/week inside your first two seasons
🎯 Sharpshooter SHO 96 — the stars keep coming
🔒 The Engine Rate 85+ Pace (shipping cadence)
🔒 The Wall Rate 85+ Defense (maintenance)
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Crew Recruitment

for programs staffing a crew
“Former Director at Google working on Gemini and Google Cloud”
📍 Sunnyvale, California 🧪 JavaScript · TypeScript · HTML 📅 16 seasons on GitHub ⚙️ 24% of repos maintained

● Available for crew assignment — hail Addy Osmani via the GitHub profile.

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Everything above derives from the public GitHub record — no résumé inflation possible.

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