Lot Nº 54 · Season 13 · Provenance: public GitHub
Lukas, rated 54
Bronze tier — earned, never bought. Scouted live from the public record; fee at the hammer: €3.7M to Deportivo Deprecated.
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- OVR /99 — the overall rating: all six stats blended on a curve where 99 is deliberately unreachable. Even the legends top out in the mid-nineties.
- PAC Pace — how often this profile ships (public events per week, ~90-day window).
- SHO Shooting — stars earned on original repos. Impact, not volume.
- PAS Passing — pull-request activity plus follower reach. How much the work connects.
- DRI Dribbling — language range across repos, with a bonus for balance.
- DEF Defense — how much of their own work is still maintained six months on.
- PHY Physical — seasons on GitHub plus consistency inside the window.
- TIERS — Bronze to 59 · Silver from 60 · Gold from 75 · Holo from 87. Earned from the rating, never bought — every card design keeps the true tier.
- DATA — public profile, public repos, and ~90 days of public events, read live. Private work is invisible to the scouts, so private-repo heroes rate lower than they deserve. It's a vibe check, not a performance review.
The Record
evidence, live from the public record📅 Transfer history
The career, window by window — from the public record.
- Season 13signed as a free agent — joined GitHub
- Season 15signed with react-native-slider-button · fee ⭐34
- Season 15signed with reactNativeSliderButtonDemo · fee ⭐2
- Season 19signed with jupyterlab-pokedex · fee ⭐1
- Season 21signed with recommenderSystemsPyTorch · fee ⭐1
🏆 Trophy cabinet
The exhibited works — most-starred public repos, live links.
Slider button inspired by the slide to unlock widget.
reactNativeSliderButtonDemoDemo project showing the usage of a custom react-native-slider-button.
jupyterlab-pokedexQuickly lookup Pokedex entries from Jupyter Lab
recommenderSystemsPyTorchSeveral recommender systems implemented in PyTorch
mom-doppelbauer-schoerghubermom-mom-doppelbauer-schoerghuber created by GitHub Classroom
ue2-jee-doppelbauer-schoerghuberjakarta-ee-ue2-jee-doppelbauer-schoerghuber created by GitHub Classroom
📊 League context
Each stat against the legends-pool average (gold tick) — honest framing: this is the legends pool, not all of GitHub.
The Readings
nine lenses on one record🔥 The roast
Observations your profile earned. All of it is public record — zero AI.
- 🔥🔥🔥Public activity in the last 90 days: basically none. Your GitHub profile has the energy of an out-of-office reply.
- 🔥🔥52 of your 53 repos haven't been touched in over a year. You don't have side projects, you have a museum.
- 🔥🔥3 repos named some variant of "todo", "test", or "tutorial". The learning phase is allowed to end, you know.
- 🔥🔥12 years on GitHub and 40 stars to show for it. Slow cooking is fine, but the oven has to be on.
- 🔥No bio. Mysterious, or just never got past "// TODO: write bio"?
Every line is computed live from public GitHub data — nothing is written or stored about anyone. If you'd rather your handle not appear in our example lists, tell @codewitholgun and it comes off.
🧬 Developer archetype
Detected from when, what, and how you ship.
The Polyglot
Why pick a language when you can pick nine?
Six or more primary languages across the public repos. Some call it range, some call it commitment issues — the compiler errors come in every dialect.
🕐 Commit clock
Public activity from the last ~90 days, hour by weekday (UTC).
🧪 Language DNA
What the public repos are made of.
👯 Dev twin & nemesis
Closest and furthest stat vectors in the legends pool. The tape doesn't lie.
Twin math: normalized distance across all six stats, against the 39-legend pool.
🧭 Dev alignment
Where the shipping style lands on the eternal grid. Computed, not chosen.
Chaotic Abandoner — Creates, abandons, repeats. A graveyard with a green graph.
🔎 Scout report
The signing brief — what a technical scout would circle on this profile.
Play style: 🗺️ The Polyglot — Why pick a language when you can pick nine?
💰 Transfer market value
BREAKING — the fee the scouts put on this profile.
Scouting report — fee adjustments
Scout’s notes — what would raise the fee
Comparable transfers, season 13
Transfer fees are football fiction computed from public GitHub signal — the underlying numbers (stars, activity, maintenance, reach) are real.
⚔️ Dev vs dev
Pick an opponent. Same stats, same rules, one winner — the battle gets its own shareable page.
🎖️ Medal cabinet
3 of 10 unlocked — every medal is earned from public signal, none are for sale.
The Signing
for the scouts in the room“The record speaks for itself.”
Everything above derives from the public GitHub record — no résumé inflation possible.
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