Lot Nº 65 · Season 26 · Provenance: public GitHub
Brendan Gregg, rated 65
Silver tier — earned, never bought. Scouted live from the public record; fee at the hammer: €11M to Olympique Linterre.
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- 🔥🔥🔥Public activity in the last 90 days: basically none. Your GitHub profile has the energy of an out-of-office reply.
- 🔥🔥🔥Your most popular repo (FlameGraph, 19577 stars) hasn't been touched in over a year. 2108 people forked it. They're waiting. Still waiting.
- 🔥🔥27 of your 28 repos haven't been touched in over a year. You don't have side projects, you have a museum.
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🧬 Developer archetype
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The Ghost
Seen everything. Committed nothing.
Barely any public activity in the last 90 days. Either deep in private repos or deep in thought — the public record refuses to say.
🧪 Language DNA
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🧭 Dev alignment
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Chaotic Committer — “wip”, “fix”, “final-final-2” — and somehow it works.
🔎 Scout report
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Play style: 👻 The Ghost — Seen everything. Committed nothing.
🤝 Work with Brendan Gregg
The scouting file, in hiring terms.
“Cloud computing performance engineer.”
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💰 Transfer market value
BREAKING — the fee the scouts put on this profile.
Scouting report — fee adjustments
Scout’s notes — what would raise the fee
Comparable transfers, season 26
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