Lot Nº 63 · Season 26 · Provenance: public GitHub
David Heinemeier Hansson, rated 63
Silver tier — earned, never bought. Scouted live from the public record; fee at the hammer: €10M to Sporting Segfault.
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- 🔥No bio. Mysterious, or just never got past "// TODO: write bio"?
- 🔥The profile is so balanced there is nothing to grab onto. That, itself, is suspicious.
- 🔥No red flags found in the public record. The private repos must be where the crimes live.
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🧬 Developer archetype
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The Wildcard
Refuses classification. Respect.
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🕐 Commit clock
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🧪 Language DNA
What the public repos are made of.
👯 Dev twin & nemesis
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Twin math: normalized distance across all six stats, against the 39-legend pool.
🧭 Dev alignment
Where the shipping style lands on the eternal grid. Computed, not chosen.
Chaotic Abandoner — Creates, abandons, repeats. A graveyard with a green graph.
🔎 Scout report
The signing brief — what a technical scout would circle on this profile.
Play style: 🃏 The Wildcard — Refuses classification. Respect.
🤝 Work with David Heinemeier Hansson
The scouting file, in hiring terms.
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💰 Transfer market value
BREAKING — the fee the scouts put on this profile.
Scouting report — fee adjustments
Scout’s notes — what would raise the fee
Comparable transfers, season 26
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