Lot Nº 50 · Season 19 · Provenance: public GitHub
GitHub Docs, rated 50
Bronze tier — earned, never bought. Scouted live from the public record; fee at the hammer: €2.2M to Hotfix Wanderers.
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- OVR /99 — the overall rating: all six stats blended on a curve where 99 is deliberately unreachable. Even the legends top out in the mid-nineties.
- PAC Pace — how often this profile ships (public events per week, ~90-day window).
- SHO Shooting — stars earned on original repos. Impact, not volume.
- PAS Passing — pull-request activity plus follower reach. How much the work connects.
- DRI Dribbling — language range across repos, with a bonus for balance.
- DEF Defense — how much of their own work is still maintained six months on.
- PHY Physical — seasons on GitHub plus consistency inside the window.
- TIERS — Bronze to 59 · Silver from 60 · Gold from 75 · Holo from 87. Earned from the rating, never bought — every card design keeps the true tier.
- DATA — public profile, public repos, and ~90 days of public events, read live. Private work is invisible to the scouts, so private-repo heroes rate lower than they deserve. It's a vibe check, not a performance review.
The Record
evidence, live from the public record📅 Transfer history
The career, window by window — from the public record.
- Season 19signed as a free agent — joined GitHub
- Season 20signed with open-reusables · fee ⭐53
- Season 23signed with version-identifier · fee ⭐15
- Season 24signed with onboarding-actions · fee ⭐13
- Season 25signed with custom-agents-template · fee ⭐53
🏆 Trophy cabinet
The exhibited works — most-starred public repos, live links.
A template repository for enterprise and organization-level Copilot custom agents.
open-reusablesA VS Code extension to open a reusable or variable file from a help article markdown file
version-identifierA playground repo for experimenting on a new VS Code extension
onboarding-actionsThis repository is used in the Docs team onboarding course for Actions.
simple-php-websiteA simple and minimal website built with PHP.
📊 League context
Each stat against the legends-pool average (gold tick) — honest framing: this is the legends pool, not all of GitHub.
The Readings
nine lenses on one record🔥 The roast
Observations your profile earned. All of it is public record — zero AI.
- 🔥🔥🔥Public activity in the last 90 days: basically none. Your GitHub profile has the energy of an out-of-office reply.
- 🔥No bio. Mysterious, or just never got past "// TODO: write bio"?
- 🔥The profile is so balanced there is nothing to grab onto. That, itself, is suspicious.
Every line is computed live from public GitHub data — nothing is written or stored about anyone. If you'd rather your handle not appear in our example lists, tell @codewitholgun and it comes off.
🧬 Developer archetype
Detected from when, what, and how you ship.
The Ghost
Seen everything. Committed nothing.
Barely any public activity in the last 90 days. Either deep in private repos or deep in thought — the public record refuses to say.
🧪 Language DNA
What the public repos are made of.
👯 Dev twin & nemesis
Closest and furthest stat vectors in the legends pool. The tape doesn't lie.
Twin math: normalized distance across all six stats, against the 39-legend pool.
🧭 Dev alignment
Where the shipping style lands on the eternal grid. Computed, not chosen.
Chaotic Committer — “wip”, “fix”, “final-final-2” — and somehow it works.
🔎 Scout report
The signing brief — what a technical scout would circle on this profile.
Play style: 👻 The Ghost — Seen everything. Committed nothing.
💰 Transfer market value
BREAKING — the fee the scouts put on this profile.
Scouting report — fee adjustments
Scout’s notes — what would raise the fee
Comparable transfers, season 19
Transfer fees are football fiction computed from public GitHub signal — the underlying numbers (stars, activity, maintenance, reach) are real.
⚔️ Dev vs dev
Pick an opponent. Same stats, same rules, one winner — the battle gets its own shareable page.
🎖️ Medal cabinet
1 of 10 unlocked — every medal is earned from public signal, none are for sale.
The Signing
for the scouts in the room“The record speaks for itself.”
Everything above derives from the public GitHub record — no résumé inflation possible.
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