Card Nº 75 · Lumulk · Lv.15 · Provenance: public GitHub
Evan Wallace, rated 75
Lumulk, raised on 15 seasons of public commits — 75/99 overall. Same handle, same creature, forever.
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What do these numbers mean?
- OVR /99 — the overall rating: all six stats blended on a curve where 99 is deliberately unreachable. Even the legends top out in the mid-nineties.
- PAC Pace — how often this profile ships (public events per week, ~90-day window).
- SHO Shooting — stars earned on original repos. Impact, not volume.
- PAS Passing — pull-request activity plus follower reach. How much the work connects.
- DRI Dribbling — language range across repos, with a bonus for balance.
- DEF Defense — how much of their own work is still maintained six months on.
- PHY Physical — seasons on GitHub plus consistency inside the window.
- TIERS — Bronze to 59 · Silver from 60 · Gold from 75 · Holo from 87. Earned from the rating, never bought — every card design keeps the true tier.
- DATA — public profile, public repos, and ~90 days of public events, read live. Private work is invisible to the scouts, so private-repo heroes rate lower than they deserve. It's a vibe check, not a performance review.
The Collection
pulls, straight from the public record📦 Pack history
The collection, pack by pack — from the public record.
- Season 10opened the first pack — joined GitHub
- Season 11pulled glfx.js · graded ⭐3.4k
- Season 13pulled node-source-map-support · graded ⭐2.2k
- Season 16pulled esbuild · graded ⭐40.0k
- Season 23pulled thumbhash · graded ⭐4.2k
🏆 Rare pulls
The display case — most-starred public repos, live links.
An extremely fast bundler for the web
thumbhashA very compact representation of an image placeholder
glfx.jsAn image effects library for JavaScript using WebGL
node-source-map-supportAdds source map support to node.js (for stack traces)
csg.jsConstructive solid geometry on meshes using BSP trees in JavaScript
lightgl.jsA lightweight WebGL library
📊 Meta comparison
Each stat against the tournament average (foil tick) — this is the tournament meta, not all of GitHub.
The Readings
nine card shops appraise one binder🔥 The roast
Observations your profile earned. All of it is public record — zero AI.
- 🔥🔥🔥Your most popular repo (thumbhash, 4162 stars) hasn't been touched in over a year. 91 people forked it. They're waiting. Still waiting.
- 🔥🔥73% of your activity happens between 10 PM and 6 AM. Sleep is a deprecated dependency, apparently.
- 🔥🔥73 of your 80 repos haven't been touched in over a year. You don't have side projects, you have a museum.
- 🔥🔥7 repos named some variant of "todo", "test", or "tutorial". The learning phase is allowed to end, you know.
- 🔥No bio. Mysterious, or just never got past "// TODO: write bio"?
Every line is computed live from public GitHub data — nothing is written or stored about anyone. If you'd rather your handle not appear in our example lists, tell @codewitholgun and it comes off.
🧬 Developer archetype
Detected from when, what, and how you ship.
The Polyglot
Why pick a language when you can pick nine?
Six or more primary languages across the public repos. Some call it range, some call it commitment issues — the compiler errors come in every dialect.
🕐 Commit clock
Public activity from the last ~90 days, hour by weekday (UTC).
🧪 Language DNA
What the public repos are made of.
👯 Dev twin & nemesis
Closest and furthest stat vectors in the legends pool. The tape doesn't lie.
Twin math: normalized distance across all six stats, against the 39-legend pool.
🧭 Dev alignment
Where the shipping style lands on the eternal grid. Computed, not chosen.
Chaotic Committer — “wip”, “fix”, “final-final-2” — and somehow it works.
🔎 Grader Notes
The appraisal — what a card grader would flag on this pull.
Play style: 🗺️ The Polyglot — Why pick a language when you can pick nine?
💰 Market Price
GRADED — what this card fetches at the shop counter.
Scouting report — fee adjustments
Scout’s notes — what would raise the fee
Comparable transfers, season 26
Transfer fees are football fiction computed from public GitHub signal — the underlying numbers (stars, activity, maintenance, reach) are real.
⚔️ Card Battle
Pick an opponent. Same rules, same table, one card wins.
🎖️ Medal cabinet
6 of 10 unlocked — every medal is earned from public signal, none are for sale.
The Trade Table
for collectors seeking this card“The binder speaks for itself.”
Everything above derives from the public GitHub record — no résumé inflation possible.
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