Score Nº 75 · Rank ACE · Provenance: public GitHub
Evan Wallace, rated 75
75,000 points on the GitHub cabinet — rank ACE, earned one credit at a time from the public record.
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- OVR /99 — the overall rating: all six stats blended on a curve where 99 is deliberately unreachable. Even the legends top out in the mid-nineties.
- PAC Pace — how often this profile ships (public events per week, ~90-day window).
- SHO Shooting — stars earned on original repos. Impact, not volume.
- PAS Passing — pull-request activity plus follower reach. How much the work connects.
- DRI Dribbling — language range across repos, with a bonus for balance.
- DEF Defense — how much of their own work is still maintained six months on.
- PHY Physical — seasons on GitHub plus consistency inside the window.
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The run so far, stage by stage — from the public record.
- Season 10pressed START — joined GitHub
- Season 11cleared glfx.js · bonus ⭐3.4k
- Season 13cleared node-source-map-support · bonus ⭐2.2k
- Season 16cleared esbuild · bonus ⭐40.0k
- Season 23cleared thumbhash · bonus ⭐4.2k
🏆 Trophy room
Personal bests — most-starred public repos, live links.
An extremely fast bundler for the web
thumbhashA very compact representation of an image placeholder
glfx.jsAn image effects library for JavaScript using WebGL
node-source-map-supportAdds source map support to node.js (for stack traces)
csg.jsConstructive solid geometry on meshes using BSP trees in JavaScript
lightgl.jsA lightweight WebGL library
📊 Score table
Each stat against the top-players average (bright tick) — this is the score table, not all of GitHub.
The Replays
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Observations your profile earned. All of it is public record — zero AI.
- 🔥🔥🔥Your most popular repo (thumbhash, 4162 stars) hasn't been touched in over a year. 91 people forked it. They're waiting. Still waiting.
- 🔥🔥73% of your activity happens between 10 PM and 6 AM. Sleep is a deprecated dependency, apparently.
- 🔥🔥73 of your 80 repos haven't been touched in over a year. You don't have side projects, you have a museum.
- 🔥🔥7 repos named some variant of "todo", "test", or "tutorial". The learning phase is allowed to end, you know.
- 🔥No bio. Mysterious, or just never got past "// TODO: write bio"?
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🧬 Developer archetype
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The Polyglot
Why pick a language when you can pick nine?
Six or more primary languages across the public repos. Some call it range, some call it commitment issues — the compiler errors come in every dialect.
🕐 Commit clock
Public activity from the last ~90 days, hour by weekday (UTC).
🧪 Language DNA
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👯 Dev twin & nemesis
Closest and furthest stat vectors in the legends pool. The tape doesn't lie.
Twin math: normalized distance across all six stats, against the 39-legend pool.
🧭 Dev alignment
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Chaotic Committer — “wip”, “fix”, “final-final-2” — and somehow it works.
🔎 Replay Analysis
The breakdown — what a tournament scout would clip from this run.
Play style: 🗺️ The Polyglot — Why pick a language when you can pick nine?
💰 Prize Pool
JACKPOT — the payout the cabinet puts on this run.
Scouting report — fee adjustments
Scout’s notes — what would raise the fee
Comparable transfers, season 26
Transfer fees are football fiction computed from public GitHub signal — the underlying numbers (stars, activity, maintenance, reach) are real.
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Player 2 Wanted
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