FILE Nº 75-26 · THREAT ELEVATED
Fabien Potencier
CODENAME: FROST PISTON
Threat level ELEVATED — compiled live from the public record. Codename: FROST PISTON. This page will not self-destruct; it updates.
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- OVR /99 — the overall rating: all six stats blended on a curve where 99 is deliberately unreachable. Even the legends top out in the mid-nineties.
- PAC Pace — how often this profile ships (public events per week, ~90-day window).
- SHO Shooting — stars earned on original repos. Impact, not volume.
- PAS Passing — pull-request activity plus follower reach. How much the work connects.
- DRI Dribbling — language range across repos, with a bonus for balance.
- DEF Defense — how much of their own work is still maintained six months on.
- PHY Physical — seasons on GitHub plus consistency inside the window.
- TIERS — Bronze to 59 · Silver from 60 · Gold from 75 · Holo from 87. Earned from the rating, never bought — every card design keeps the true tier.
- DATA — public profile, public repos, and ~90 days of public events, read live. Private work is invisible to the scouts, so private-repo heroes rate lower than they deserve. It's a vibe check, not a performance review.
The Evidence
exhibits, straight from the public record📍 Movement history
Known activity, window by window — from the public record.
- Season 9first appeared on the grid — joined GitHub
- Season 10established sphinx-php · traction ⭐171
- Season 18established gitter · traction ⭐56
- Season 19established test-releases · traction ⭐5
- Season 21established local-php-security-checker · traction ⭐1.2k
🗄️ Known operations
Attributed works — most-starred public repos, live links.
📈 Threat comparison
Each metric against the watchlist average (manila tick) — this is the watchlist, not all of GitHub.
The Analysis
nine assessments on one subject🔥 The roast
Observations your profile earned. All of it is public record — zero AI.
- 🔥🔥🔥74 forks, 10 original repos. That's not a portfolio, that's a bookmarks folder with extra steps.
- 🔥🔥🔥Your most popular repo (local-php-security-checker, 1184 stars) hasn't been touched in over a year. 77 people forked it. They're waiting. Still waiting.
- 🔥🔥8 of your 10 repos haven't been touched in over a year. You don't have side projects, you have a museum.
- 🔥🔥3 repos named some variant of "todo", "test", or "tutorial". The learning phase is allowed to end, you know.
- 🔥Over half your commits land on weekends. Your employer is paying for a developer and getting a very rested one.
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🧬 Developer archetype
Detected from when, what, and how you ship.
Shipping Machine
Push early. Push often. Push again.
The event feed reads like a metronome. Whatever the streak counter says, the real number is higher — this profile does not stop.
🕐 Commit clock
Public activity from the last ~90 days, hour by weekday (UTC).
🧪 Language DNA
What the public repos are made of.
👯 Dev twin & nemesis
Closest and furthest stat vectors in the legends pool. The tape doesn't lie.
Twin math: normalized distance across all six stats, against the 39-legend pool.
🧭 Dev alignment
Where the shipping style lands on the eternal grid. Computed, not chosen.
True Neutral Committer — Perfectly balanced — commits when it matters, vanishes when it doesn’t.
🔎 Field report
The assessment — what a case officer would flag in this file.
Play style: 🚢 Shipping Machine — Push early. Push often. Push again.
💰 Asset valuation
ASSESSED — the value analysts assign this subject.
Scouting report — fee adjustments
Scout’s notes — what would raise the fee
Comparable transfers, season 26
Transfer fees are football fiction computed from public GitHub signal — the underlying numbers (stars, activity, maintenance, reach) are real.
⚔️ Subject vs subject
Pick a second subject. Same metrics, same rules, one prevails — the comparison gets its own page.
🎖️ Medal cabinet
4 of 10 on record — every commendation is earned from public signal.
Recruitment
for agencies reading this file“Founder and project lead at Symfony CTO at Upsun”
Everything above derives from the public GitHub record — no résumé inflation possible.
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