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Score Nº 62 · Rank PRO · Provenance: public GitHub

Feross Aboukhadijeh, rated 62

62,000 points on the GitHub cabinet — rank PRO, earned one credit at a time from the public record.

JS 16 seasons pro @feross ↗

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What do these numbers mean?
  • OVR /99 — the overall rating: all six stats blended on a curve where 99 is deliberately unreachable. Even the legends top out in the mid-nineties.
  • PAC Pace — how often this profile ships (public events per week, ~90-day window).
  • SHO Shooting — stars earned on original repos. Impact, not volume.
  • PAS Passing — pull-request activity plus follower reach. How much the work connects.
  • DRI Dribbling — language range across repos, with a bonus for balance.
  • DEF Defense — how much of their own work is still maintained six months on.
  • PHY Physical — seasons on GitHub plus consistency inside the window.
  • TIERS — Bronze to 59 · Silver from 60 · Gold from 75 · Holo from 87. Earned from the rating, never bought — every card design keeps the true tier.
  • DATA — public profile, public repos, and ~90 days of public events, read live. Private work is invisible to the scouts, so private-repo heroes rate lower than they deserve. It's a vibe check, not a performance review.
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The Score Screen

replays, straight from the public record

🏁 Level select

The run so far, stage by stage — from the public record.

  • Season 9pressed START — joined GitHub
  • Season 13cleared buffer · bonus ⭐1.9k
  • Season 14cleared spoof · bonus ⭐1.9k
  • Season 14cleared simple-peer · bonus ⭐7.8k
  • Season 18cleared thanks · bonus ⭐2.8k

🏆 Trophy room

Personal bests — most-starred public repos, live links.

📊 Score table

Each stat against the top-players average (bright tick) — this is the score table, not all of GitHub.

PAC · shipping pace-26 vs table
SHO · star impact+1 vs table
PAS · reach-12 vs table
DRI · range-15 vs table
DEF · maintenance-16 vs table
PHY · endurance-7 vs table
III

The Replays

nine cameras on one run
27.7kstars earned
14.9kfollowers
89own repos
16.9years on github
0.3events / week
2%still maintained

🔥 The roast

Observations your profile earned. All of it is public record — zero AI.

  • 🔥🔥🔥Public activity in the last 90 days: basically none. Your GitHub profile has the energy of an out-of-office reply.
  • 🔥🔥🔥Your most popular repo (simple-peer, 7796 stars) hasn't been touched in over a year. 985 people forked it. They're waiting. Still waiting.
  • 🔥🔥85 of your 89 repos haven't been touched in over a year. You don't have side projects, you have a museum.

Every line is computed live from public GitHub data — nothing is written or stored about anyone. If you'd rather your handle not appear in our example lists, tell @codewitholgun and it comes off.

🧬 Developer archetype

Detected from when, what, and how you ship.

👻

The Ghost

Seen everything. Committed nothing.

Barely any public activity in the last 90 days. Either deep in private repos or deep in thought — the public record refuses to say.

🦉 Night Owl⭐ The Baller

🕐 Commit clock

Public activity from the last ~90 days, hour by weekday (UTC).

06121823SMTWTFS
Busiest: Mon 01:00 UTCless more

🧪 Language DNA

What the public repos are made of.

JavaScript93% · 81 repos
Shell3% · 3 repos
HTML2% · 2 repos
C1% · 1 repo

👯 Dev twin & nemesis

Closest and furthest stat vectors in the legends pool. The tape doesn't lie.

YOUR TWIN · 94% match @yyx990803 both build in JavaScript, both know a repo graveyard when they see one
YOUR NEMESIS · 56% match @simonw maintains what they ship
Settle it: battle your nemesis

Twin math: normalized distance across all six stats, against the 39-legend pool.

🧭 Dev alignment

Where the shipping style lands on the eternal grid. Computed, not chosen.

Lawful Merger
Neutral Shipper
Chaotic Force-Pusher
Lawful Committer
True Neutral Committer
Chaotic Committer
Lawful Archivist
Neutral Lurker
Chaotic Abandoner

Chaotic Committer — “wip”, “fix”, “final-final-2” — and somehow it works.

🔎 Replay Analysis

The breakdown — what a tournament scout would clip from this run.

88
Work people starstars earned on original repos
78
Veteran durabilityseasons in the game, consistent minutes
🔴 Needs preseason Quiet on the public pitch lately — private-repo minutes don’t show here.

Play style: 👻 The Ghost — Seen everything. Committed nothing.

4Languages
16Seasons
14.9kFollowers
2%Squad upkeep

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💰 Prize Pool

JACKPOT — the payout the cabinet puts on this run.

€7.6M
Signs forOlympique Linterre
Release clause€11M
Contract4 seasons
Weekly wage€73K
PositionJS
Age16 seasons pro

Scouting report — fee adjustments

Injury-prone (90-day silence)-15%
Shirt sales (1k+ followers reach)+10%
Veteran leadership (8+ seasons)+8%

Scout’s notes — what would raise the fee

+10% Rust premium the day Rust shows up in the repos
+12% current-form bonus at 20 events/week (now 0.3)
+6% squad depth at six languages (now 4)

Comparable transfers, season 26

S. Kernelsen→ Hotfix Wanderers€6.1M
R. Segfaultinho→ Borussia Dotfiles€5.5M
D. van der Merge→ Sporting Segfault€3.7M

Transfer fees are football fiction computed from public GitHub signal — the underlying numbers (stars, activity, maintenance, reach) are real.

⚔️ VS Mode

Pick a challenger. Same cabinet, same rules, one winner.

🎖️ Medal cabinet

4 of 10 unlocked — every medal is earned from public signal, none are for sale.

🏅 Century Club 27,716 stars on original work
🧲 Talisman 14,860 followers show up for this profile
🔒 Polyglot Ship public work in 6+ languages
🦉 Night Owl 100% of activity after dark
🔒 Iron Man Keep 80% of 5+ own repos alive
🎖 Veteran 16 seasons in the game
🔒 Wonderkid 10+ events/week inside your first two seasons
🔒 Sharpshooter Rate 90+ Shooting (stars earned)
🔒 The Engine Rate 85+ Pace (shipping cadence)
🔒 The Wall Rate 85+ Defense (maintenance)
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Player 2 Wanted

for teams scouting a co-op partner
“• Founder + CEO of Socket (@SocketDev) • Started @webtorrent and @standard • 100+ open source packages on npm • Stanford lecturer for Web Security”
📍 Stanford, CA 🧪 JavaScript · Shell · HTML 📅 16 seasons on GitHub ⚙️ 2% of repos maintained

● Player 2 slot open — reach Feross Aboukhadijeh via the GitHub profile.

Everything above derives from the public GitHub record — no résumé inflation possible.

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