Feross Aboukhadijeh
LV 16 · NECROMANCER OF LEGACY CODE · 62 POWER
Level 16 Necromancer of Legacy Code — rolled live from the public record. Alignment: Chaotic Committer.
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What do these numbers mean?
- OVR /99 — the overall rating: all six stats blended on a curve where 99 is deliberately unreachable. Even the legends top out in the mid-nineties.
- PAC Pace — how often this profile ships (public events per week, ~90-day window).
- SHO Shooting — stars earned on original repos. Impact, not volume.
- PAS Passing — pull-request activity plus follower reach. How much the work connects.
- DRI Dribbling — language range across repos, with a bonus for balance.
- DEF Defense — how much of their own work is still maintained six months on.
- PHY Physical — seasons on GitHub plus consistency inside the window.
- TIERS — Bronze to 59 · Silver from 60 · Gold from 75 · Holo from 87. Earned from the rating, never bought — every card design keeps the true tier.
- DATA — public profile, public repos, and ~90 days of public events, read live. Private work is invisible to the scouts, so private-repo heroes rate lower than they deserve. It's a vibe check, not a performance review.
The Campaign
the questline, straight from the public record📜 Quest log
The campaign, quest by quest — from the public record.
- Season 9rolled a new character — joined GitHub
- Season 13embarked on buffer · loot ⭐1.9k
- Season 14embarked on spoof · loot ⭐1.9k
- Season 14embarked on simple-peer · loot ⭐7.8k
- Season 18embarked on thanks · loot ⭐2.8k
⚔️ Loot earned
Artifacts recovered — most-starred public repos, live links.
📡 Simple WebRTC video, voice, and data channels
thanks🙌 Give thanks to the open source maintainers you depend on! ✨
bufferThe buffer module from node.js, for the browser.
spoofEasily spoof your MAC address in macOS, Windows, & Linux!
awesome-mad-scienceDelightful npm packages that make you say "wow, didn't know that was possible!"
TheAnnoyingSite.comThe Annoying Site a.k.a. "The Power of the Web Platform"
🛡️ Party comparison
Each attribute against the legends party average (brass tick) — this is the legends party, not all of GitHub.
The Readings
nine divinations on one adventurer🔥 The roast
Observations your profile earned. All of it is public record — zero AI.
- 🔥🔥🔥Public activity in the last 90 days: basically none. Your GitHub profile has the energy of an out-of-office reply.
- 🔥🔥🔥Your most popular repo (simple-peer, 7796 stars) hasn't been touched in over a year. 985 people forked it. They're waiting. Still waiting.
- 🔥🔥85 of your 89 repos haven't been touched in over a year. You don't have side projects, you have a museum.
Every line is computed live from public GitHub data — nothing is written or stored about anyone. If you'd rather your handle not appear in our example lists, tell @codewitholgun and it comes off.
🧬 Developer archetype
Detected from when, what, and how you ship.
The Ghost
Seen everything. Committed nothing.
Barely any public activity in the last 90 days. Either deep in private repos or deep in thought — the public record refuses to say.
🕐 Commit clock
Public activity from the last ~90 days, hour by weekday (UTC).
🧪 Language DNA
What the public repos are made of.
👯 Dev twin & nemesis
Closest and furthest stat vectors in the legends pool. The tape doesn't lie.
Twin math: normalized distance across all six stats, against the 39-legend pool.
🧭 Dev alignment
Where the shipping style lands on the eternal grid. Computed, not chosen.
Chaotic Committer — “wip”, “fix”, “final-final-2” — and somehow it works.
🔮 Oracle report
The reading — what a guild recruiter would circle on this sheet.
Play style: 👻 The Ghost — Seen everything. Committed nothing.
💰 Bounty
POSTED — the reward the guilds put on this adventurer.
Scouting report — fee adjustments
Scout’s notes — what would raise the fee
Comparable transfers, season 26
Transfer fees are football fiction computed from public GitHub signal — the underlying numbers (stars, activity, maintenance, reach) are real.
⚔️ Duel
Pick an opponent. Same attributes, same rules, one victor — the duel gets its own shareable page.
🎖️ Medal cabinet
4 of 10 unlocked — every sigil is earned from public signal, none are for sale.
The Party Invite
for guilds seeking members“• Founder + CEO of Socket (@SocketDev) • Started @webtorrent and @standard • 100+ open source packages on npm • Stanford lecturer for Web Security”
Everything above derives from the public GitHub record — no résumé inflation possible.
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