Decree Nº 80 · BARON of the realm · Provenance: public GitHub
Mark Otto, rated 80
By these letters patent: BARON mdo the Tireless, rated 80 of 99 — sworn on the public record, arms granted, never bought.
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The Deeds
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- Season 9took the oath — joined GitHub
- Season 11raised the banner of preboot · glory ⭐1.7k
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Comparable transfers, season 26
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The Oath
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