Ryan Florence
LV 17 · SUMMONER OF SIDE QUESTS · 74 POWER
Level 17 Summoner of Side Quests — rolled live from the public record. Alignment: Chaotic Committer.
Universe
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Markdown for your README, iframe for your personal site — the card stays live either way.
What do these numbers mean?
- OVR /99 — the overall rating: all six stats blended on a curve where 99 is deliberately unreachable. Even the legends top out in the mid-nineties.
- PAC Pace — how often this profile ships (public events per week, ~90-day window).
- SHO Shooting — stars earned on original repos. Impact, not volume.
- PAS Passing — pull-request activity plus follower reach. How much the work connects.
- DRI Dribbling — language range across repos, with a bonus for balance.
- DEF Defense — how much of their own work is still maintained six months on.
- PHY Physical — seasons on GitHub plus consistency inside the window.
- TIERS — Bronze to 59 · Silver from 60 · Gold from 75 · Holo from 87. Earned from the rating, never bought — every card design keeps the true tier.
- DATA — public profile, public repos, and ~90 days of public events, read live. Private work is invisible to the scouts, so private-repo heroes rate lower than they deserve. It's a vibe check, not a performance review.
The Campaign
the questline, straight from the public record📜 Quest log
The campaign, quest by quest — from the public record.
- Season 9rolled a new character — joined GitHub
- Season 17embarked on gatsby-source-firebase · loot ⭐149
- Season 17embarked on render-markdown-javascript · loot ⭐445
- Season 18embarked on react-conf-2018 · loot ⭐643
- Season 24embarked on batch-loader · loot ⭐171
⚔️ Loot earned
Artifacts recovered — most-starred public repos, live links.
No inscription legible.
render-markdown-javascriptRenders markdown files to HTML with highlighted code blocks BUT ALSO RENDERS THE JAVASCRIPT ONES.
batch-loaderNo inscription legible.
gatsby-source-firebaseGatsby plugin to turn Firebase into a Gatsby data source.
async-providerNo inscription legible.
remix-plannerNo inscription legible.
🛡️ Party comparison
Each attribute against the legends party average (brass tick) — this is the legends party, not all of GitHub.
The Readings
nine divinations on one adventurer🔥 The roast
Observations your profile earned. All of it is public record — zero AI.
- 🔥🔥🔥Your most popular repo (react-conf-2018, 643 stars) hasn't been touched in over a year. 90 people forked it. They're waiting. Still waiting.
- 🔥🔥72 of your 75 repos haven't been touched in over a year. You don't have side projects, you have a museum.
- 🔥🔥9 repos named some variant of "todo", "test", or "tutorial". The learning phase is allowed to end, you know.
Every line is computed live from public GitHub data — nothing is written or stored about anyone. If you'd rather your handle not appear in our example lists, tell @codewitholgun and it comes off.
🧬 Developer archetype
Detected from when, what, and how you ship.
Serial Starter
Chapter one is always the best chapter.
Lots of repos created, many resting quietly a year later. Starting things is a skill too — someone has to generate the ideas everyone else abandons.
🕐 Commit clock
Public activity from the last ~90 days, hour by weekday (UTC).
🧪 Language DNA
What the public repos are made of.
👯 Dev twin & nemesis
Closest and furthest stat vectors in the legends pool. The tape doesn't lie.
Twin math: normalized distance across all six stats, against the 39-legend pool.
🧭 Dev alignment
Where the shipping style lands on the eternal grid. Computed, not chosen.
Chaotic Committer — “wip”, “fix”, “final-final-2” — and somehow it works.
🔮 Oracle report
The reading — what a guild recruiter would circle on this sheet.
Play style: 🌱 Serial Starter — Chapter one is always the best chapter.
💰 Bounty
POSTED — the reward the guilds put on this adventurer.
Scouting report — fee adjustments
Scout’s notes — what would raise the fee
Comparable transfers, season 26
Transfer fees are football fiction computed from public GitHub signal — the underlying numbers (stars, activity, maintenance, reach) are real.
⚔️ Duel
Pick an opponent. Same attributes, same rules, one victor — the duel gets its own shareable page.
🎖️ Medal cabinet
4 of 10 unlocked — every sigil is earned from public signal, none are for sale.
The Party Invite
for guilds seeking members“Building @remix-run at Shopify”
Everything above derives from the public GitHub record — no résumé inflation possible.
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