Lot Nº 92 · Season 26 · Provenance: public GitHub
Sindre Sorhus, rated 92
Holo tier — earned, never bought. Scouted live from the public record; fee at the hammer: €190M to Bayern München-Merge.
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- OVR /99 — the overall rating: all six stats blended on a curve where 99 is deliberately unreachable. Even the legends top out in the mid-nineties.
- PAC Pace — how often this profile ships (public events per week, ~90-day window).
- SHO Shooting — stars earned on original repos. Impact, not volume.
- PAS Passing — pull-request activity plus follower reach. How much the work connects.
- DRI Dribbling — language range across repos, with a bonus for balance.
- DEF Defense — how much of their own work is still maintained six months on.
- PHY Physical — seasons on GitHub plus consistency inside the window.
- TIERS — Bronze to 59 · Silver from 60 · Gold from 75 · Holo from 87. Earned from the rating, never bought — every card design keeps the true tier.
- DATA — public profile, public repos, and ~90 days of public events, read live. Private work is invisible to the scouts, so private-repo heroes rate lower than they deserve. It's a vibe check, not a performance review.
The Record
evidence, live from the public record📅 Transfer history
The career, window by window — from the public record.
- Season 9signed as a free agent — joined GitHub
- Season 13signed with quick-look-plugins · fee ⭐18.7k
- Season 14signed with awesome-nodejs · fee ⭐66.1k
- Season 14signed with awesome · fee ⭐481.6k
- Season 15signed with awesome-electron · fee ⭐27.2k
🏆 Trophy cabinet
The exhibited works — most-starred public repos, live links.
😎 Awesome lists about all kinds of interesting topics
awesome-nodejs:zap: Delightful Node.js packages and resources [BECAUSE OF TOO MUCH SPAM AND LOW-QUALITY SUBMISSIONS, SUBMISSIONS ARE PAUSED UNTIL JULY]
awesome-electronUseful resources for creating apps with Electron [SUBMISSIONS ARE TEMPORARILY PAUSED BECAUSE I'M TIRED OF REVIEWING LOW-QUALITY STUFF]
quick-look-pluginsList of useful Quick Look plugins for developers
type-festA collection of essential TypeScript types
ky🌳 Tiny & elegant JavaScript HTTP client based on the Fetch API
📊 League context
Each stat against the legends-pool average (gold tick) — honest framing: this is the legends pool, not all of GitHub.
The Readings
nine lenses on one record🔥 The roast
Observations your profile earned. All of it is public record — zero AI.
- 🔥🔥45% of your activity happens between 10 PM and 6 AM. Sleep is a deprecated dependency, apparently.
- 🔥Over half your commits land on weekends. Your employer is paying for a developer and getting a very rested one.
- 🔥Well-maintained repos, real stars, consistent activity. We came here to roast and found nothing flammable. Disgusting behavior, honestly.
Every line is computed live from public GitHub data — nothing is written or stored about anyone. If you'd rather your handle not appear in our example lists, tell @codewitholgun and it comes off.
🧬 Developer archetype
Detected from when, what, and how you ship.
The Baller
The stars aligned. Repeatedly.
Serious star counts on original work. Whatever this profile ships, people show up for it — the rare kind of gravity you can’t fake.
🕐 Commit clock
Public activity from the last ~90 days, hour by weekday (UTC).
🧪 Language DNA
What the public repos are made of.
👯 Dev twin & nemesis
Closest and furthest stat vectors in the legends pool. The tape doesn't lie.
Twin math: normalized distance across all six stats, against the 39-legend pool.
🧭 Dev alignment
Where the shipping style lands on the eternal grid. Computed, not chosen.
Lawful Merger — Reviews before merging. Squashes politely. Sleeps at night.
🔎 Scout report
The signing brief — what a technical scout would circle on this profile.
Play style: ⭐ The Baller — The stars aligned. Repeatedly.
💰 Transfer market value
BREAKING — the fee the scouts put on this profile.
Scouting report — fee adjustments
Scout’s notes — what would raise the fee
Comparable transfers, season 26
Transfer fees are football fiction computed from public GitHub signal — the underlying numbers (stars, activity, maintenance, reach) are real.
⚔️ Dev vs dev
Pick an opponent. Same stats, same rules, one winner — the battle gets its own shareable page.
🎖️ Medal cabinet
9 of 10 unlocked — every medal is earned from public signal, none are for sale.
The Signing
for the scouts in the room“Full-Time Open-Sourcerer. Focused on Swift & JavaScript. Makes macOS apps, CLI tools, npm packages.”
Everything above derives from the public GitHub record — no résumé inflation possible.
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