Lot Nº 73 · Season 26 · Provenance: public GitHub
Taylor Otwell, rated 73
Silver tier — earned, never bought. Scouted live from the public record; fee at the hammer: €24M to Borussia Dotfiles.
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- 🔥🔥🔥27 forks, 7 original repos. That's not a portfolio, that's a bookmarks folder with extra steps.
- 🔥🔥🔥Your most popular repo (next-example-frontend, 323 stars) hasn't been touched in over a year. 64 people forked it. They're waiting. Still waiting.
- 🔥🔥5 of your 7 repos haven't been touched in over a year. You don't have side projects, you have a museum.
- 🔥🔥4 repos named some variant of "todo", "test", or "tutorial". The learning phase is allowed to end, you know.
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Shipping Machine
Push early. Push often. Push again.
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🕐 Commit clock
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👯 Dev twin & nemesis
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🧭 Dev alignment
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True Neutral Committer — Perfectly balanced — commits when it matters, vanishes when it doesn’t.
🔎 Scout report
The signing brief — what a technical scout would circle on this profile.
Play style: 🚢 Shipping Machine — Push early. Push often. Push again.
🤝 Work with Taylor Otwell
The scouting file, in hiring terms.
“Creator of @laravel.”
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💰 Transfer market value
BREAKING — the fee the scouts put on this profile.
Scouting report — fee adjustments
Scout’s notes — what would raise the fee
Comparable transfers, season 26
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