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TOP SECRET // EYES ONLY FILE NΒΊ 78-26 SUBJECT WES BOS @wesbos CODENAME SILENT COMPASS PACE 57 IMPACT 92 REACH 97 RANGE 72 UPKEEP 57 TENURE 87 THREAT: ELEVATED SCORE 78/99 KNOWN TOOLCHAINS SEASON 26 ELEVATED git.findutils.com/wesbos

FILE NΒΊ 78-26 Β· THREAT ELEVATED

Wes Bos

CODENAME: SILENT COMPASS

Threat level ELEVATED β€” compiled live from the public record. Codename: SILENT COMPASS. This page will not self-destruct; it updates.

TS 16 seasons pro @wesbos ↗

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What do these numbers mean?
  • OVR /99 β€” the overall rating: all six stats blended on a curve where 99 is deliberately unreachable. Even the legends top out in the mid-nineties.
  • PAC Pace β€” how often this profile ships (public events per week, ~90-day window).
  • SHO Shooting β€” stars earned on original repos. Impact, not volume.
  • PAS Passing β€” pull-request activity plus follower reach. How much the work connects.
  • DRI Dribbling β€” language range across repos, with a bonus for balance.
  • DEF Defense β€” how much of their own work is still maintained six months on.
  • PHY Physical β€” seasons on GitHub plus consistency inside the window.
  • TIERS β€” Bronze to 59 · Silver from 60 · Gold from 75 · Holo from 87. Earned from the rating, never bought β€” every card design keeps the true tier.
  • DATA β€” public profile, public repos, and ~90 days of public events, read live. Private work is invisible to the scouts, so private-repo heroes rate lower than they deserve. It's a vibe check, not a performance review.
II

The Evidence

exhibits, straight from the public record

πŸ“ Movement history

Known activity, window by window β€” from the public record.

  • Season 10first appeared on the grid β€” joined GitHub
  • Season 14established dad-jokes Β· traction ⭐2.7k
  • Season 16established JavaScript30 Β· traction ⭐29.2k
  • Season 17established awesome-uses Β· traction ⭐5.3k
  • Season 19established beginner-javascript Β· traction ⭐6.8k

πŸ—„οΈ Known operations

Attributed works β€” most-starred public repos, live links.

πŸ“ˆ Threat comparison

Each metric against the watchlist average (manila tick) β€” this is the watchlist, not all of GitHub.

PACE Β· activity tempo-7 vs watchlist
IMPACT Β· star signal+5 vs watchlist
REACH Β· network+17 vs watchlist
RANGE Β· toolchains+2 vs watchlist
UPKEEP Β· discipline+10 vs watchlist
TENURE Β· years active+2 vs watchlist
III

The Analysis

nine assessments on one subject
57.6kstars earned
35.6kfollowers
68own repos
16.5years on github
3.3events / week
38%still maintained

🔥 The roast

Observations your profile earned. All of it is public record β€” zero AI.

  • 🔥🔥🔥Your most popular repo (eslint-config-wesbos, 2711 stars) hasn't been touched in over a year. 411 people forked it. They're waiting. Still waiting.
  • 🔥The profile is so balanced there is nothing to grab onto. That, itself, is suspicious.
  • 🔥No red flags found in the public record. The private repos must be where the crimes live.

Every line is computed live from public GitHub data β€” nothing is written or stored about anyone. If you'd rather your handle not appear in our example lists, tell @codewitholgun and it comes off.

🧬 Developer archetype

Detected from when, what, and how you ship.

⭐

The Baller

The stars aligned. Repeatedly.

Serious star counts on original work. Whatever this profile ships, people show up for it β€” the rare kind of gravity you can’t fake.

πŸ—ΊοΈ The Polyglot🀝 Team Player

🕐 Commit clock

Public activity from the last ~90 days, hour by weekday (UTC).

06121823SMTWTFS
Busiest: Mon 14:00 UTCless more

🧪 Language DNA

What the public repos are made of.

TypeScript59% Β· 38 repos
JavaScript17% Β· 11 repos
HTML16% Β· 10 repos
CSS5% Β· 3 repos
MDX2% Β· 1 repo
C2% Β· 1 repo

👯 Dev twin & nemesis

Closest and furthest stat vectors in the legends pool. The tape doesn't lie.

YOUR TWIN · 92% match @leerob both build in TypeScript, both know a repo graveyard when they see one
YOUR NEMESIS · 68% match @dhh ships every single week β€” no excuses
Settle it: battle your nemesis

Twin math: normalized distance across all six stats, against the 39-legend pool.

🧭 Dev alignment

Where the shipping style lands on the eternal grid. Computed, not chosen.

Lawful Merger
Neutral Shipper
Chaotic Force-Pusher
Lawful Committer
True Neutral Committer
Chaotic Committer
Lawful Archivist
Neutral Lurker
Chaotic Abandoner

Neutral Shipper β€” Ships steadily and lets the linter fight the wars.

πŸ”Ž Field report

The assessment β€” what a case officer would flag in this file.

97
Collaborates & reachespull requests and follower reach
92
Work people starstars earned on original repos
🟡 Rotation option Active on the public pitch, with room for more minutes.

Play style: ⭐ The Baller β€” The stars aligned. Repeatedly.

6Languages
16Seasons
35.6kFollowers
38%Squad upkeep

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πŸ’° Asset valuation

ASSESSED β€” the value analysts assign this subject.

€44M
Signs forFC Refactor
Release clause€65M
Contract4 seasons
Weekly wage€419K
PositionTS
Age16 seasons pro

Scouting report β€” fee adjustments

TypeScript passport+5%
Shirt sales (1k+ followers reach)+10%
Veteran leadership (8+ seasons)+8%
Squad depth (polyglot)+6%

Scout’s notes β€” what would raise the fee

+10% Rust premium the day Rust shows up in the repos
+12% current-form bonus at 20 events/week (now 3.3)
+7% for a high maintenance record β€” keep 70% of repos alive

Comparable transfers, season 26

L. GitoviΔ‡→ Inter Milanode€25M
T. Asyncawaitov→ Hotfix Wanderers€28M
K. Stacksson→ Borussia Dotfiles€29M

Transfer fees are football fiction computed from public GitHub signal β€” the underlying numbers (stars, activity, maintenance, reach) are real.

βš”οΈ Subject vs subject

Pick a second subject. Same metrics, same rules, one prevails β€” the comparison gets its own page.

🎖️ Medal cabinet

5 of 10 on record β€” every commendation is earned from public signal.

πŸ… Century Club 57,611 stars on original work
🧲 Talisman 35,615 followers show up for this profile
πŸ—£ Polyglot 6 languages in the public repos
πŸ”’ Night Owl 40% of your public activity between 22:00 and 06:00
πŸ”’ Iron Man Keep 80% of 5+ own repos alive
πŸŽ– Veteran 16 seasons in the game
πŸ”’ Wonderkid 10+ events/week inside your first two seasons
🎯 Sharpshooter SHO 92 β€” the stars keep coming
πŸ”’ The Engine Rate 85+ Pace (shipping cadence)
πŸ”’ The Wall Rate 85+ Defense (maintenance)
IV

Recruitment

for agencies reading this file
“I create courses that make learning things like JavaScript easy and fun πŸ”₯”
📍 Hamilton, Ontario 🧪 TypeScript Β· JavaScript Β· HTML 📅 16 seasons on GitHub ⚙️ 38% of repos maintained

● Subject open to contact β€” reach Wes Bos via the GitHub profile.

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