Decree Nº 81 · BARON of the realm · Provenance: public GitHub
Scott Chacon, rated 81
By these letters patent: BARON schacon of Many Tongues, rated 81 of 99 — sworn on the public record, arms granted, never bought.
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- Season 8took the oath — joined GitHub
- Season 8raised the banner of ticgit · glory ⭐509
- Season 8raised the banner of gitbook · glory ⭐469
- Season 9raised the banner of hg-git · glory ⭐619
- Season 11raised the banner of git-scribe · glory ⭐1.4k
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git-pullscommand line tool to facilitate github pull requests
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The Readings
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- 🔥🔥🔥53 forks, 47 original repos. That's not a portfolio, that's a bookmarks folder with extra steps.
- 🔥🔥🔥Your most popular repo (git-scribe, 1351 stars) hasn't been touched in over a year. 122 people forked it. They're waiting. Still waiting.
- 🔥🔥3 repos named some variant of "todo", "test", or "tutorial". The learning phase is allowed to end, you know.
- 🔥Over half your commits land on weekends. Your employer is paying for a developer and getting a very rested one.
- 🔥No bio. Mysterious, or just never got past "// TODO: write bio"?
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💰 The King’s Ransom
DECREED — the worth the court places on this knight.
Scouting report — fee adjustments
Scout’s notes — what would raise the fee
Comparable transfers, season 26
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The Oath
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