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GO FOR LAUNCH MISSION DAY 4144 76 RATING ANTHONY FU @antfu CALLSIGN CINDER MERIDIAN CLASS LUNAR TELEMETRY NOMINAL THRUST 58 PAYLOAD 91 COMMS 87 NAV 62 SYSTEMS 73 ENDURANCE 77 git.findutils.com/antfu

Mission Nº 76 · LUNAR class · Provenance: public GitHub

Anthony Fu, rated 76

Callsign CINDER MERIDIAN, lunar-class — telemetry reads 76 of 99, streamed live from the public record. All systems nominal.

TS 11 seasons pro @antfu ↗

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What do these numbers mean?
  • OVR /99 — the overall rating: all six stats blended on a curve where 99 is deliberately unreachable. Even the legends top out in the mid-nineties.
  • PAC Pace — how often this profile ships (public events per week, ~90-day window).
  • SHO Shooting — stars earned on original repos. Impact, not volume.
  • PAS Passing — pull-request activity plus follower reach. How much the work connects.
  • DRI Dribbling — language range across repos, with a bonus for balance.
  • DEF Defense — how much of their own work is still maintained six months on.
  • PHY Physical — seasons on GitHub plus consistency inside the window.
  • TIERS — Bronze to 59 · Silver from 60 · Gold from 75 · Holo from 87. Earned from the rating, never bought — every card design keeps the true tier.
  • DATA — public profile, public repos, and ~90 days of public events, read live. Private work is invisible to the scouts, so private-repo heroes rate lower than they deserve. It's a vibe check, not a performance review.
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The Flight Log

telemetry, streamed from the public record

🛰️ Flight log

The mission, burn by burn — from the public record.

  • Season 15cleared the tower — joined GitHub
  • Season 19launched eslint-config · delta-v ⭐6.2k
  • Season 22launched vscode-file-nesting-config · delta-v ⭐3.7k
  • Season 25launched node-modules-inspector · delta-v ⭐2.9k
  • Season 26launched skills · delta-v ⭐5.5k

🏆 Mission patches

Completed flights — most-starred public repos, live links.

📊 Fleet comparison

Each system against the fleet average (amber tick) — this is the legends fleet, not all of GitHub.

THRUST · launch cadence-6 vs fleet
PAYLOAD · star mass+4 vs fleet
COMMS · signal reach+7 vs fleet
NAV · range of systems-8 vs fleet
SYSTEMS · upkeep+26 vs fleet
ENDURANCE · mission days-8 vs fleet
III

The Readings

nine instruments on one mission
46.0kstars earned
39.6kfollowers
89own repos
11.4years on github
3.6events / week
60%still maintained

🔥 The roast

Observations your profile earned. All of it is public record — zero AI.

  • 🔥🔥🔥Your most popular repo (vscode-settings, 2268 stars) hasn't been touched in over a year. 290 people forked it. They're waiting. Still waiting.
  • 🔥🔥58% of your activity happens between 10 PM and 6 AM. Sleep is a deprecated dependency, apparently.
  • 🔥🔥5 repos named some variant of "todo", "test", or "tutorial". The learning phase is allowed to end, you know.

Every line is computed live from public GitHub data — nothing is written or stored about anyone. If you'd rather your handle not appear in our example lists, tell @codewitholgun and it comes off.

🧬 Developer archetype

Detected from when, what, and how you ship.

The Baller

The stars aligned. Repeatedly.

Serious star counts on original work. Whatever this profile ships, people show up for it — the rare kind of gravity you can’t fake.

🎯 The Specialist🦉 Night Owl

🕐 Commit clock

Public activity from the last ~90 days, hour by weekday (UTC).

06121823SMTWTFS
Busiest: Fri 05:00 UTCless more

🧪 Language DNA

What the public repos are made of.

TypeScript88% · 75 repos
JavaScript8% · 7 repos
HTML1% · 1 repo
Markdown1% · 1 repo
Vue1% · 1 repo

👯 Dev twin & nemesis

Closest and furthest stat vectors in the legends pool. The tape doesn't lie.

YOUR TWIN · 89% match @gaearon same seasons in the game
YOUR NEMESIS · 69% match @dhh ships every single week — no excuses
Settle it: battle your nemesis

Twin math: normalized distance across all six stats, against the 39-legend pool.

🧭 Dev alignment

Where the shipping style lands on the eternal grid. Computed, not chosen.

Lawful Merger
Neutral Shipper
Chaotic Force-Pusher
Lawful Committer
True Neutral Committer
Chaotic Committer
Lawful Archivist
Neutral Lurker
Chaotic Abandoner

Neutral Shipper — Ships steadily and lets the linter fight the wars.

🔎 Flight Review

The debrief — what a program director would flag on this mission.

91
Work people starstars earned on original repos
87
Collaborates & reachespull requests and follower reach
🟡 Rotation option Active on the public pitch, with room for more minutes.

Play style: ⭐ The Baller — The stars aligned. Repeatedly.

5Languages
11Seasons
39.6kFollowers
60%Squad upkeep

✨ Scouting developers like @antfu for your team? A hiring platform built on real GitHub signal is coming to FindUtils.

💰 Program Budget

APPROVED — the funding mission control assigns this crew member.

€34M
Signs forGit City FC
Release clause€51M
Contract2 seasons
Weekly wage€329K
PositionTS
Age11 seasons pro

Scouting report — fee adjustments

TypeScript passport+5%
Shirt sales (1k+ followers reach)+10%
Veteran leadership (8+ seasons)+8%

Scout’s notes — what would raise the fee

+10% Rust premium the day Rust shows up in the repos
+12% current-form bonus at 20 events/week (now 3.6)
+6% squad depth at six languages (now 5)

Comparable transfers, season 26

D. van der Merge→ Sporting Segfault€40M
L. Gitović→ Git City FC€40M
T. Asyncawaitov→ Real Recursión€32M

Transfer fees are football fiction computed from public GitHub signal — the underlying numbers (stars, activity, maintenance, reach) are real.

⚔️ Docking Duel

Pick a second pilot. Same instruments, same rules, one docks first.

🎖️ Medal cabinet

5 of 10 unlocked — every medal is earned from public signal, none are for sale.

🏅 Century Club 45,973 stars on original work
🧲 Talisman 39,599 followers show up for this profile
🔒 Polyglot Ship public work in 6+ languages
🦉 Night Owl 58% of activity after dark
🔒 Iron Man Keep 80% of 5+ own repos alive
🎖 Veteran 11 seasons in the game
🔒 Wonderkid 10+ events/week inside your first two seasons
🎯 Sharpshooter SHO 91 — the stars keep coming
🔒 The Engine Rate 85+ Pace (shipping cadence)
🔒 The Wall Rate 85+ Defense (maintenance)
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Crew Recruitment

for programs staffing a crew
“A ship in harbor is safe, but that is not what ships are built for.”
📍 undefined 🧪 TypeScript · JavaScript · HTML 📅 11 seasons on GitHub ⚙️ 60% of repos maintained

● Available for crew assignment — hail Anthony Fu via the GitHub profile.

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