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GO FOR LAUNCH MISSION DAY 5235 81 RATING KENT C. DODDS @kentcdodds CALLSIGN DELTA DRIFTER CLASS LUNAR TELEMETRY NOMINAL THRUST 87 PAYLOAD 88 COMMS 96 NAV 71 SYSTEMS 44 ENDURANCE 90 git.findutils.com/kentcdodds

Mission NΒΊ 81 · LUNAR class · Provenance: public GitHub

Kent C. Dodds, rated 81

Callsign DELTA DRIFTER, lunar-class β€” telemetry reads 81 of 99, streamed live from the public record. All systems nominal.

TS 14 seasons pro @kentcdodds ↗

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What do these numbers mean?
  • OVR /99 β€” the overall rating: all six stats blended on a curve where 99 is deliberately unreachable. Even the legends top out in the mid-nineties.
  • PAC Pace β€” how often this profile ships (public events per week, ~90-day window).
  • SHO Shooting β€” stars earned on original repos. Impact, not volume.
  • PAS Passing β€” pull-request activity plus follower reach. How much the work connects.
  • DRI Dribbling β€” language range across repos, with a bonus for balance.
  • DEF Defense β€” how much of their own work is still maintained six months on.
  • PHY Physical β€” seasons on GitHub plus consistency inside the window.
  • TIERS β€” Bronze to 59 · Silver from 60 · Gold from 75 · Holo from 87. Earned from the rating, never bought β€” every card design keeps the true tier.
  • DATA β€” public profile, public repos, and ~90 days of public events, read live. Private work is invisible to the scouts, so private-repo heroes rate lower than they deserve. It's a vibe check, not a performance review.
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The Flight Log

telemetry, streamed from the public record

πŸ›°οΈ Flight log

The mission, burn by burn β€” from the public record.

  • Season 12cleared the tower β€” joined GitHub
  • Season 15launched cross-env Β· delta-v ⭐6.5k
  • Season 16launched match-sorter Β· delta-v ⭐4.1k
  • Season 19launched bookshelf Β· delta-v ⭐2.7k
  • Season 20launched kentcdodds.com Β· delta-v ⭐2.5k

πŸ† Mission patches

Completed flights β€” most-starred public repos, live links.

πŸ“Š Fleet comparison

Each system against the fleet average (amber tick) β€” this is the legends fleet, not all of GitHub.

THRUST Β· launch cadence+23 vs fleet
PAYLOAD Β· star mass+1 vs fleet
COMMS Β· signal reach+16 vs fleet
NAV Β· range of systems+1 vs fleet
SYSTEMS Β· upkeep-3 vs fleet
ENDURANCE Β· mission days+5 vs fleet
III

The Readings

nine instruments on one mission
28.5kstars earned
34.9kfollowers
70own repos
14.3years on github
53.8events / week
27%still maintained

🔥 The roast

Observations your profile earned. All of it is public record β€” zero AI.

  • 🔥🔥🔥Your most popular repo (use-deep-compare-effect, 1920 stars) hasn't been touched in over a year. 87 people forked it. They're waiting. Still waiting.
  • 🔥🔥45% of your activity happens between 10 PM and 6 AM. Sleep is a deprecated dependency, apparently.
  • 🔥🔥5 repos named some variant of "todo", "test", or "tutorial". The learning phase is allowed to end, you know.

Every line is computed live from public GitHub data β€” nothing is written or stored about anyone. If you'd rather your handle not appear in our example lists, tell @codewitholgun and it comes off.

🧬 Developer archetype

Detected from when, what, and how you ship.

⭐

The Baller

The stars aligned. Repeatedly.

Serious star counts on original work. Whatever this profile ships, people show up for it β€” the rare kind of gravity you can’t fake.

πŸ—ΊοΈ The Polyglot🚒 Shipping Machine

🕐 Commit clock

Public activity from the last ~90 days, hour by weekday (UTC).

06121823SMTWTFS
Busiest: Wed 22:00 UTCless more

🧪 Language DNA

What the public repos are made of.

TypeScript57% Β· 39 repos
JavaScript34% Β· 23 repos
HTML4% Β· 3 repos
MDX1% Β· 1 repo
CSS1% Β· 1 repo
Shell1% Β· 1 repo

👯 Dev twin & nemesis

Closest and furthest stat vectors in the legends pool. The tape doesn't lie.

YOUR TWIN · 95% match @rich-harris both know a repo graveyard when they see one, both ship relentlessly
YOUR NEMESIS · 67% match @yyx990803 ships every single week β€” no excuses
Settle it: battle your nemesis

Twin math: normalized distance across all six stats, against the 39-legend pool.

🧭 Dev alignment

Where the shipping style lands on the eternal grid. Computed, not chosen.

Lawful Merger
Neutral Shipper
Chaotic Force-Pusher
Lawful Committer
True Neutral Committer
Chaotic Committer
Lawful Archivist
Neutral Lurker
Chaotic Abandoner

Neutral Shipper β€” Ships steadily and lets the linter fight the wars.

πŸ”Ž Flight Review

The debrief β€” what a program director would flag on this mission.

96
Collaborates & reachespull requests and follower reach
90
Veteran durabilityseasons in the game, consistent minutes
🟡 Rotation option Active on the public pitch, with room for more minutes.

Play style: ⭐ The Baller β€” The stars aligned. Repeatedly.

6Languages
14Seasons
34.9kFollowers
27%Squad upkeep

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πŸ’° Program Budget

APPROVED β€” the funding mission control assigns this crew member.

€64M
Signs forFC Refactor
Release clause€97M
Contract3 seasons
Weekly wage€619K
PositionTS
Age14 seasons pro

Scouting report β€” fee adjustments

TypeScript passport+5%
Current form+12%
Shirt sales (1k+ followers reach)+10%
Veteran leadership (8+ seasons)+8%
Squad depth (polyglot)+6%

Scout’s notes β€” what would raise the fee

+10% Rust premium the day Rust shows up in the repos
+7% for a high maintenance record β€” keep 70% of repos alive

Comparable transfers, season 26

P. O'Callback→ Git City FC€52M
A. Lambda→ Real RecursiΓ³n€46M
M. RefactoroviΔ‡→ Inter Milanode€46M

Transfer fees are football fiction computed from public GitHub signal β€” the underlying numbers (stars, activity, maintenance, reach) are real.

βš”οΈ Docking Duel

Pick a second pilot. Same instruments, same rules, one docks first.

🎖️ Medal cabinet

6 of 10 unlocked β€” every medal is earned from public signal, none are for sale.

πŸ… Century Club 28,461 stars on original work
🧲 Talisman 34,866 followers show up for this profile
πŸ—£ Polyglot 6 languages in the public repos
πŸ¦‰ Night Owl 45% of activity after dark
πŸ”’ Iron Man Keep 80% of 5+ own repos alive
πŸŽ– Veteran 14 seasons in the game
πŸ”’ Wonderkid 10+ events/week inside your first two seasons
πŸ”’ Sharpshooter Rate 90+ Shooting (stars earned)
βš™οΈ The Engine PAC 87 β€” relentless output
πŸ”’ The Wall Rate 85+ Defense (maintenance)
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Crew Recruitment

for programs staffing a crew
“Improving 🌎 with quality software Β· Husband, 6x Dad, Latter-day Saint, Dev Educator, MVP ⚑️ EpicAI.pro 🌌 EpicWeb.dev πŸš€ EpicReact.dev”
📍 Salt Lake City, Utah, USA 🧪 TypeScript Β· JavaScript Β· HTML 📅 14 seasons on GitHub ⚙️ 27% of repos maintained

● Available for crew assignment β€” hail Kent C. Dodds via the GitHub profile.

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Everything above derives from the public GitHub record β€” no résumé inflation possible.

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