Luke Edwards
LV 12 · ARCHMAGE · 70 POWER
Level 12 Archmage — rolled live from the public record. Alignment: True Neutral Committer.
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What do these numbers mean?
- OVR /99 — the overall rating: all six stats blended on a curve where 99 is deliberately unreachable. Even the legends top out in the mid-nineties.
- PAC Pace — how often this profile ships (public events per week, ~90-day window).
- SHO Shooting — stars earned on original repos. Impact, not volume.
- PAS Passing — pull-request activity plus follower reach. How much the work connects.
- DRI Dribbling — language range across repos, with a bonus for balance.
- DEF Defense — how much of their own work is still maintained six months on.
- PHY Physical — seasons on GitHub plus consistency inside the window.
- TIERS — Bronze to 59 · Silver from 60 · Gold from 75 · Holo from 87. Earned from the rating, never bought — every card design keeps the true tier.
- DATA — public profile, public repos, and ~90 days of public events, read live. Private work is invisible to the scouts, so private-repo heroes rate lower than they deserve. It's a vibe check, not a performance review.
The Campaign
the questline, straight from the public record📜 Quest log
The campaign, quest by quest — from the public record.
- Season 13rolled a new character — joined GitHub
- Season 17embarked on sockette · loot ⭐2.5k
- Season 17embarked on polka · loot ⭐5.6k
- Season 18embarked on clsx · loot ⭐9.8k
- Season 20embarked on uvu · loot ⭐3.0k
⚔️ Loot earned
Artifacts recovered — most-starred public repos, live links.
A tiny (239B) utility for constructing `className` strings conditionally.
polkaA micro web server so fast, it'll make you dance! :dancers:
uvuuvu is an extremely fast and lightweight test runner for Node.js and the browser
socketteThe cutest little WebSocket wrapper! 🧦
klonaA tiny (240B to 501B) and fast utility to "deep clone" Objects, Arrays, Dates, RegExps, and more!
kleurThe fastest Node.js library for formatting terminal text with ANSI colors~!
🛡️ Party comparison
Each attribute against the legends party average (brass tick) — this is the legends party, not all of GitHub.
The Readings
nine divinations on one adventurer🔥 The roast
Observations your profile earned. All of it is public record — zero AI.
- 🔥🔥🔥Your most popular repo (clsx, 9811 stars) hasn't been touched in over a year. 183 people forked it. They're waiting. Still waiting.
- 🔥🔥47% of your activity happens between 10 PM and 6 AM. Sleep is a deprecated dependency, apparently.
- 🔥🔥60 of your 71 repos haven't been touched in over a year. You don't have side projects, you have a museum.
- 🔥No bio. Mysterious, or just never got past "// TODO: write bio"?
Every line is computed live from public GitHub data — nothing is written or stored about anyone. If you'd rather your handle not appear in our example lists, tell @codewitholgun and it comes off.
🧬 Developer archetype
Detected from when, what, and how you ship.
The Baller
The stars aligned. Repeatedly.
Serious star counts on original work. Whatever this profile ships, people show up for it — the rare kind of gravity you can’t fake.
🕐 Commit clock
Public activity from the last ~90 days, hour by weekday (UTC).
🧪 Language DNA
What the public repos are made of.
👯 Dev twin & nemesis
Closest and furthest stat vectors in the legends pool. The tape doesn't lie.
Twin math: normalized distance across all six stats, against the 39-legend pool.
🧭 Dev alignment
Where the shipping style lands on the eternal grid. Computed, not chosen.
True Neutral Committer — Perfectly balanced — commits when it matters, vanishes when it doesn’t.
🔮 Oracle report
The reading — what a guild recruiter would circle on this sheet.
Play style: ⭐ The Baller — The stars aligned. Repeatedly.
💰 Bounty
POSTED — the reward the guilds put on this adventurer.
Scouting report — fee adjustments
Scout’s notes — what would raise the fee
Comparable transfers, season 26
Transfer fees are football fiction computed from public GitHub signal — the underlying numbers (stars, activity, maintenance, reach) are real.
⚔️ Duel
Pick an opponent. Same attributes, same rules, one victor — the duel gets its own shareable page.
🎖️ Medal cabinet
5 of 10 unlocked — every sigil is earned from public signal, none are for sale.
The Party Invite
for guilds seeking members“The quest log speaks for itself.”
Everything above derives from the public GitHub record — no résumé inflation possible.
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