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67 POWER UNCOMMON Sarah Drasner LV 13 · NECROMANCER OF LEGACY CODE @sdras 92 STR 41 DEX 79 CON 73 INT 36 WIS 71 CHA CHAOTIC COMMITTER git.findutils.com/sdras

Sarah Drasner

LV 13 · NECROMANCER OF LEGACY CODE · 67 POWER

Level 13 Necromancer of Legacy Code — rolled live from the public record. Alignment: Chaotic Committer.

VUE 13 seasons pro @sdras ↗

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What do these numbers mean?
  • OVR /99 — the overall rating: all six stats blended on a curve where 99 is deliberately unreachable. Even the legends top out in the mid-nineties.
  • PAC Pace — how often this profile ships (public events per week, ~90-day window).
  • SHO Shooting — stars earned on original repos. Impact, not volume.
  • PAS Passing — pull-request activity plus follower reach. How much the work connects.
  • DRI Dribbling — language range across repos, with a bonus for balance.
  • DEF Defense — how much of their own work is still maintained six months on.
  • PHY Physical — seasons on GitHub plus consistency inside the window.
  • TIERS — Bronze to 59 · Silver from 60 · Gold from 75 · Holo from 87. Earned from the rating, never bought — every card design keeps the true tier.
  • DATA — public profile, public repos, and ~90 days of public events, read live. Private work is invisible to the scouts, so private-repo heroes rate lower than they deserve. It's a vibe check, not a performance review.
II

The Campaign

the questline, straight from the public record

📜 Quest log

The campaign, quest by quest — from the public record.

  • Season 12rolled a new character — joined GitHub
  • Season 17embarked on intro-to-vue · loot ⭐2.8k
  • Season 18embarked on night-owl-vscode-theme · loot ⭐3.0k
  • Season 18embarked on awesome-actions · loot ⭐28.0k
  • Season 19embarked on cssgridgenerator · loot ⭐5.3k

⚔️ Loot earned

Artifacts recovered — most-starred public repos, live links.

🛡️ Party comparison

Each attribute against the legends party average (brass tick) — this is the legends party, not all of GitHub.

DEX · shipping speed-23 vs party
STR · star power+5 vs party
CHA · reach-9 vs party
INT · range+3 vs party
WIS · upkeep-11 vs party
CON · endurance-6 vs party
III

The Readings

nine divinations on one adventurer
57.5kstars earned
25.0kfollowers
60own repos
13.8years on github
0.5events / week
5%still maintained

🔥 The roast

Observations your profile earned. All of it is public record — zero AI.

  • 🔥🔥🔥Public activity in the last 90 days: basically none. Your GitHub profile has the energy of an out-of-office reply.
  • 🔥🔥🔥Your most popular repo (awesome-actions, 27987 stars) hasn't been touched in over a year. 1685 people forked it. They're waiting. Still waiting.
  • 🔥🔥57 of your 60 repos haven't been touched in over a year. You don't have side projects, you have a museum.
  • 🔥🔥9 repos named some variant of "todo", "test", or "tutorial". The learning phase is allowed to end, you know.

Every line is computed live from public GitHub data — nothing is written or stored about anyone. If you'd rather your handle not appear in our example lists, tell @codewitholgun and it comes off.

🧬 Developer archetype

Detected from when, what, and how you ship.

👻

The Ghost

Seen everything. Committed nothing.

Barely any public activity in the last 90 days. Either deep in private repos or deep in thought — the public record refuses to say.

⭐ The Baller🌱 Serial Starter

🕐 Commit clock

Public activity from the last ~90 days, hour by weekday (UTC).

06121823SMTWTFS
Busiest: Sun 21:00 UTCless more

🧪 Language DNA

What the public repos are made of.

Vue43% · 22 repos
JavaScript33% · 17 repos
HTML14% · 7 repos
CSS6% · 3 repos
TypeScript2% · 1 repo
Shell2% · 1 repo

👯 Dev twin & nemesis

Closest and furthest stat vectors in the legends pool. The tape doesn't lie.

YOUR TWIN · 96% match @egoist both know a repo graveyard when they see one, both pick their moments
YOUR NEMESIS · 60% match @simonw maintains what they ship
Settle it: battle your nemesis

Twin math: normalized distance across all six stats, against the 39-legend pool.

🧭 Dev alignment

Where the shipping style lands on the eternal grid. Computed, not chosen.

Lawful Merger
Neutral Shipper
Chaotic Force-Pusher
Lawful Committer
True Neutral Committer
Chaotic Committer
Lawful Archivist
Neutral Lurker
Chaotic Abandoner

Chaotic Committer — “wip”, “fix”, “final-final-2” — and somehow it works.

🔮 Oracle report

The reading — what a guild recruiter would circle on this sheet.

92
Work people starstars earned on original repos
79
Veteran durabilityseasons in the game, consistent minutes
🔴 Needs preseason Quiet on the public pitch lately — private-repo minutes don’t show here.

Play style: 👻 The Ghost — Seen everything. Committed nothing.

6Languages
13Seasons
25.0kFollowers
5%Squad upkeep

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💰 Bounty

POSTED — the reward the guilds put on this adventurer.

€13M
Signs forBorussia Dotfiles
Release clause€20M
Contract5 seasons
Weekly wage€129K
PositionVUE
Age13 seasons pro

Scouting report — fee adjustments

TypeScript passport+5%
Injury-prone (90-day silence)-15%
Shirt sales (1k+ followers reach)+10%
Veteran leadership (8+ seasons)+8%
Squad depth (polyglot)+6%

Scout’s notes — what would raise the fee

+10% Rust premium the day Rust shows up in the repos
+12% current-form bonus at 20 events/week (now 0.5)
+7% for a high maintenance record — keep 70% of repos alive

Comparable transfers, season 26

M. Refactorović→ Git City FC€14M
S. Kernelsen→ Real Recursión€14M
R. Segfaultinho→ Inter Milanode€14M

Transfer fees are football fiction computed from public GitHub signal — the underlying numbers (stars, activity, maintenance, reach) are real.

⚔️ Duel

Pick an opponent. Same attributes, same rules, one victor — the duel gets its own shareable page.

🎖️ Medal cabinet

5 of 10 unlocked — every sigil is earned from public signal, none are for sale.

🏅 Century Club 57,510 stars on original work
🧲 Talisman 24,956 followers show up for this profile
🗣 Polyglot 6 languages in the public repos
🔒 Night Owl 40% of your public activity between 22:00 and 06:00
🔒 Iron Man Keep 80% of 5+ own repos alive
🎖 Veteran 13 seasons in the game
🔒 Wonderkid 10+ events/week inside your first two seasons
🎯 Sharpshooter SHO 92 — the stars keep coming
🔒 The Engine Rate 85+ Pace (shipping cadence)
🔒 The Wall Rate 85+ Defense (maintenance)
IV

The Party Invite

for guilds seeking members
“comprehension over configuration”
📍 All over the place 🧪 Vue · JavaScript · HTML 📅 13 seasons on GitHub ⚙️ 5% of repos maintained

● Open to new campaigns — reach Sarah Drasner via the GitHub profile.

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Everything above derives from the public GitHub record — no résumé inflation possible.

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