FILE Nº 76-26 · THREAT ELEVATED
Anthony Fu
CODENAME: BROKEN ARCHIVE
Threat level ELEVATED — compiled live from the public record. Codename: BROKEN ARCHIVE. This page will not self-destruct; it updates.
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What do these numbers mean?
- OVR /99 — the overall rating: all six stats blended on a curve where 99 is deliberately unreachable. Even the legends top out in the mid-nineties.
- PAC Pace — how often this profile ships (public events per week, ~90-day window).
- SHO Shooting — stars earned on original repos. Impact, not volume.
- PAS Passing — pull-request activity plus follower reach. How much the work connects.
- DRI Dribbling — language range across repos, with a bonus for balance.
- DEF Defense — how much of their own work is still maintained six months on.
- PHY Physical — seasons on GitHub plus consistency inside the window.
- TIERS — Bronze to 59 · Silver from 60 · Gold from 75 · Holo from 87. Earned from the rating, never bought — every card design keeps the true tier.
- DATA — public profile, public repos, and ~90 days of public events, read live. Private work is invisible to the scouts, so private-repo heroes rate lower than they deserve. It's a vibe check, not a performance review.
The Evidence
exhibits, straight from the public record📍 Movement history
Known activity, window by window — from the public record.
- Season 15first appeared on the grid — joined GitHub
- Season 19established eslint-config · traction ⭐6.2k
- Season 22established vscode-file-nesting-config · traction ⭐3.7k
- Season 25established node-modules-inspector · traction ⭐2.9k
- Season 26established skills · traction ⭐5.5k
🗄️ Known operations
Attributed works — most-starred public repos, live links.
Anthony's ESLint config preset
skillsAnthony Fu's curated collection of agent skills.
vscode-file-nesting-configConfig of File Nesting for VS Code
node-modules-inspectorInteractive UI for local node modules inspection
vscode-settingsMy VS Code settings and extensions
vitesse-nuxtVitesse for Nuxt 4 🏔💚⚡️
📈 Threat comparison
Each metric against the watchlist average (manila tick) — this is the watchlist, not all of GitHub.
The Analysis
nine assessments on one subject🔥 The roast
Observations your profile earned. All of it is public record — zero AI.
- 🔥🔥🔥Your most popular repo (vscode-settings, 2268 stars) hasn't been touched in over a year. 290 people forked it. They're waiting. Still waiting.
- 🔥🔥58% of your activity happens between 10 PM and 6 AM. Sleep is a deprecated dependency, apparently.
- 🔥🔥5 repos named some variant of "todo", "test", or "tutorial". The learning phase is allowed to end, you know.
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🧬 Developer archetype
Detected from when, what, and how you ship.
The Baller
The stars aligned. Repeatedly.
Serious star counts on original work. Whatever this profile ships, people show up for it — the rare kind of gravity you can’t fake.
🕐 Commit clock
Public activity from the last ~90 days, hour by weekday (UTC).
🧪 Language DNA
What the public repos are made of.
👯 Dev twin & nemesis
Closest and furthest stat vectors in the legends pool. The tape doesn't lie.
Twin math: normalized distance across all six stats, against the 39-legend pool.
🧭 Dev alignment
Where the shipping style lands on the eternal grid. Computed, not chosen.
Neutral Shipper — Ships steadily and lets the linter fight the wars.
🔎 Field report
The assessment — what a case officer would flag in this file.
Play style: ⭐ The Baller — The stars aligned. Repeatedly.
💰 Asset valuation
ASSESSED — the value analysts assign this subject.
Scouting report — fee adjustments
Scout’s notes — what would raise the fee
Comparable transfers, season 26
Transfer fees are football fiction computed from public GitHub signal — the underlying numbers (stars, activity, maintenance, reach) are real.
⚔️ Subject vs subject
Pick a second subject. Same metrics, same rules, one prevails — the comparison gets its own page.
🎖️ Medal cabinet
5 of 10 on record — every commendation is earned from public signal.
Recruitment
for agencies reading this file“A ship in harbor is safe, but that is not what ships are built for.”
Everything above derives from the public GitHub record — no résumé inflation possible.
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