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Score Nº 81 · Rank ACE · Provenance: public GitHub

Kent C. Dodds, rated 81

81,000 points on the GitHub cabinet — rank ACE, earned one credit at a time from the public record.

TS 14 seasons pro @kentcdodds ↗

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What do these numbers mean?
  • OVR /99 — the overall rating: all six stats blended on a curve where 99 is deliberately unreachable. Even the legends top out in the mid-nineties.
  • PAC Pace — how often this profile ships (public events per week, ~90-day window).
  • SHO Shooting — stars earned on original repos. Impact, not volume.
  • PAS Passing — pull-request activity plus follower reach. How much the work connects.
  • DRI Dribbling — language range across repos, with a bonus for balance.
  • DEF Defense — how much of their own work is still maintained six months on.
  • PHY Physical — seasons on GitHub plus consistency inside the window.
  • TIERS — Bronze to 59 · Silver from 60 · Gold from 75 · Holo from 87. Earned from the rating, never bought — every card design keeps the true tier.
  • DATA — public profile, public repos, and ~90 days of public events, read live. Private work is invisible to the scouts, so private-repo heroes rate lower than they deserve. It's a vibe check, not a performance review.
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The Score Screen

replays, straight from the public record

🏁 Level select

The run so far, stage by stage — from the public record.

  • Season 12pressed START — joined GitHub
  • Season 15cleared cross-env · bonus ⭐6.5k
  • Season 16cleared match-sorter · bonus ⭐4.1k
  • Season 19cleared bookshelf · bonus ⭐2.7k
  • Season 20cleared kentcdodds.com · bonus ⭐2.5k

🏆 Trophy room

Personal bests — most-starred public repos, live links.

📊 Score table

Each stat against the top-players average (bright tick) — this is the score table, not all of GitHub.

PAC · shipping pace+23 vs table
SHO · star impact+1 vs table
PAS · reach+16 vs table
DRI · range+1 vs table
DEF · maintenance-3 vs table
PHY · endurance+5 vs table
III

The Replays

nine cameras on one run
28.5kstars earned
34.9kfollowers
70own repos
14.3years on github
53.8events / week
27%still maintained

🔥 The roast

Observations your profile earned. All of it is public record — zero AI.

  • 🔥🔥🔥Your most popular repo (use-deep-compare-effect, 1920 stars) hasn't been touched in over a year. 87 people forked it. They're waiting. Still waiting.
  • 🔥🔥45% of your activity happens between 10 PM and 6 AM. Sleep is a deprecated dependency, apparently.
  • 🔥🔥5 repos named some variant of "todo", "test", or "tutorial". The learning phase is allowed to end, you know.

Every line is computed live from public GitHub data — nothing is written or stored about anyone. If you'd rather your handle not appear in our example lists, tell @codewitholgun and it comes off.

🧬 Developer archetype

Detected from when, what, and how you ship.

The Baller

The stars aligned. Repeatedly.

Serious star counts on original work. Whatever this profile ships, people show up for it — the rare kind of gravity you can’t fake.

🗺️ The Polyglot🚢 Shipping Machine

🕐 Commit clock

Public activity from the last ~90 days, hour by weekday (UTC).

06121823SMTWTFS
Busiest: Wed 22:00 UTCless more

🧪 Language DNA

What the public repos are made of.

TypeScript57% · 39 repos
JavaScript34% · 23 repos
HTML4% · 3 repos
MDX1% · 1 repo
CSS1% · 1 repo
Shell1% · 1 repo

👯 Dev twin & nemesis

Closest and furthest stat vectors in the legends pool. The tape doesn't lie.

YOUR TWIN · 95% match @rich-harris both know a repo graveyard when they see one, both ship relentlessly
YOUR NEMESIS · 67% match @yyx990803 ships every single week — no excuses
Settle it: battle your nemesis

Twin math: normalized distance across all six stats, against the 39-legend pool.

🧭 Dev alignment

Where the shipping style lands on the eternal grid. Computed, not chosen.

Lawful Merger
Neutral Shipper
Chaotic Force-Pusher
Lawful Committer
True Neutral Committer
Chaotic Committer
Lawful Archivist
Neutral Lurker
Chaotic Abandoner

Neutral Shipper — Ships steadily and lets the linter fight the wars.

🔎 Replay Analysis

The breakdown — what a tournament scout would clip from this run.

96
Collaborates & reachespull requests and follower reach
90
Veteran durabilityseasons in the game, consistent minutes
🟡 Rotation option Active on the public pitch, with room for more minutes.

Play style: ⭐ The Baller — The stars aligned. Repeatedly.

6Languages
14Seasons
34.9kFollowers
27%Squad upkeep

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💰 Prize Pool

JACKPOT — the payout the cabinet puts on this run.

€64M
Signs forFC Refactor
Release clause€97M
Contract3 seasons
Weekly wage€619K
PositionTS
Age14 seasons pro

Scouting report — fee adjustments

TypeScript passport+5%
Current form+12%
Shirt sales (1k+ followers reach)+10%
Veteran leadership (8+ seasons)+8%
Squad depth (polyglot)+6%

Scout’s notes — what would raise the fee

+10% Rust premium the day Rust shows up in the repos
+7% for a high maintenance record — keep 70% of repos alive

Comparable transfers, season 26

P. O'Callback→ Git City FC€52M
A. Lambda→ Real Recursión€46M
M. Refactorović→ Inter Milanode€46M

Transfer fees are football fiction computed from public GitHub signal — the underlying numbers (stars, activity, maintenance, reach) are real.

⚔️ VS Mode

Pick a challenger. Same cabinet, same rules, one winner.

🎖️ Medal cabinet

6 of 10 unlocked — every medal is earned from public signal, none are for sale.

🏅 Century Club 28,462 stars on original work
🧲 Talisman 34,867 followers show up for this profile
🗣 Polyglot 6 languages in the public repos
🦉 Night Owl 45% of activity after dark
🔒 Iron Man Keep 80% of 5+ own repos alive
🎖 Veteran 14 seasons in the game
🔒 Wonderkid 10+ events/week inside your first two seasons
🔒 Sharpshooter Rate 90+ Shooting (stars earned)
⚙️ The Engine PAC 87 — relentless output
🔒 The Wall Rate 85+ Defense (maintenance)
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Player 2 Wanted

for teams scouting a co-op partner
“Improving 🌎 with quality software · Husband, 6x Dad, Latter-day Saint, Dev Educator, MVP ⚡️ EpicAI.pro 🌌 EpicWeb.dev 🚀 EpicReact.dev”
📍 Salt Lake City, Utah, USA 🧪 TypeScript · JavaScript · HTML 📅 14 seasons on GitHub ⚙️ 27% of repos maintained

● Player 2 slot open — reach Kent C. Dodds via the GitHub profile.

Everything above derives from the public GitHub record — no résumé inflation possible.

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