Decree Nº 81 · BARON of the realm · Provenance: public GitHub
Kent C. Dodds, rated 81
By these letters patent: BARON kentcdodds the Renowned, rated 81 of 99 — sworn on the public record, arms granted, never bought.
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- OVR /99 — the overall rating: all six stats blended on a curve where 99 is deliberately unreachable. Even the legends top out in the mid-nineties.
- PAC Pace — how often this profile ships (public events per week, ~90-day window).
- SHO Shooting — stars earned on original repos. Impact, not volume.
- PAS Passing — pull-request activity plus follower reach. How much the work connects.
- DRI Dribbling — language range across repos, with a bonus for balance.
- DEF Defense — how much of their own work is still maintained six months on.
- PHY Physical — seasons on GitHub plus consistency inside the window.
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- DATA — public profile, public repos, and ~90 days of public events, read live. Private work is invisible to the scouts, so private-repo heroes rate lower than they deserve. It's a vibe check, not a performance review.
The Deeds
the chronicle, sworn on the public record📜 The Chronicle
The deeds, campaign by campaign — from the public record.
- Season 12took the oath — joined GitHub
- Season 15raised the banner of cross-env · glory ⭐6.5k
- Season 16raised the banner of match-sorter · glory ⭐4.1k
- Season 19raised the banner of bookshelf · glory ⭐2.7k
- Season 20raised the banner of kentcdodds.com · glory ⭐2.5k
⚔️ Spoils of Campaign
Treasures won — most-starred public repos, live links.
🔀 Cross platform setting of environment scripts
match-sorterSimple, expected, and deterministic best-match sorting of an array in JavaScript
bookshelfBuild a ReactJS App workshop
kentcdodds.comMy personal website
use-deep-compare-effect🐋 It's react's useEffect hook, except using deep comparison on the inputs, not reference equality
mdx-bundler🦤 Give me MDX/TSX strings and I'll give you back a component you can render. Supports imports!
🏰 The Round Table
Each virtue against the table of legends (gold tick) — this is the round table, not all of GitHub.
The Readings
nine chroniclers on one knight🔥 The roast
Observations your profile earned. All of it is public record — zero AI.
- 🔥🔥🔥Your most popular repo (use-deep-compare-effect, 1920 stars) hasn't been touched in over a year. 87 people forked it. They're waiting. Still waiting.
- 🔥🔥45% of your activity happens between 10 PM and 6 AM. Sleep is a deprecated dependency, apparently.
- 🔥🔥5 repos named some variant of "todo", "test", or "tutorial". The learning phase is allowed to end, you know.
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🧬 Developer archetype
Detected from when, what, and how you ship.
The Baller
The stars aligned. Repeatedly.
Serious star counts on original work. Whatever this profile ships, people show up for it — the rare kind of gravity you can’t fake.
🕐 Commit clock
Public activity from the last ~90 days, hour by weekday (UTC).
🧪 Language DNA
What the public repos are made of.
👯 Dev twin & nemesis
Closest and furthest stat vectors in the legends pool. The tape doesn't lie.
Twin math: normalized distance across all six stats, against the 39-legend pool.
🧭 Dev alignment
Where the shipping style lands on the eternal grid. Computed, not chosen.
Neutral Shipper — Ships steadily and lets the linter fight the wars.
🔎 The Herald’s Report
The account — what the court chronicler would mark on this knight.
Play style: ⭐ The Baller — The stars aligned. Repeatedly.
💰 The King’s Ransom
DECREED — the worth the court places on this knight.
Scouting report — fee adjustments
Scout’s notes — what would raise the fee
Comparable transfers, season 26
Transfer fees are football fiction computed from public GitHub signal — the underlying numbers (stars, activity, maintenance, reach) are real.
⚔️ The Joust
Name a challenger. Same virtues, same rules, one champion.
🎖️ Medal cabinet
6 of 10 unlocked — every medal is earned from public signal, none are for sale.
The Oath
for lords seeking sworn swords“Improving 🌎 with quality software · Husband, 6x Dad, Latter-day Saint, Dev Educator, MVP ⚡️ EpicAI.pro 🌌 EpicWeb.dev 🚀 EpicReact.dev”
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