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1UP RANK ACE HIGH SCORE 81,000 SCOTT CHACON @schacon LIVES PAC 82 SHO 79 PAS 92 DRI 85 DEF 55 PHY 90 PRIZE €67M INSERT COIN · git.findutils.com/schacon

Score Nº 81 · Rank ACE · Provenance: public GitHub

Scott Chacon, rated 81

81,000 points on the GitHub cabinet — rank ACE, earned one credit at a time from the public record.

RUBY 18 seasons pro @schacon ↗

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What do these numbers mean?
  • OVR /99 — the overall rating: all six stats blended on a curve where 99 is deliberately unreachable. Even the legends top out in the mid-nineties.
  • PAC Pace — how often this profile ships (public events per week, ~90-day window).
  • SHO Shooting — stars earned on original repos. Impact, not volume.
  • PAS Passing — pull-request activity plus follower reach. How much the work connects.
  • DRI Dribbling — language range across repos, with a bonus for balance.
  • DEF Defense — how much of their own work is still maintained six months on.
  • PHY Physical — seasons on GitHub plus consistency inside the window.
  • TIERS — Bronze to 59 · Silver from 60 · Gold from 75 · Holo from 87. Earned from the rating, never bought — every card design keeps the true tier.
  • DATA — public profile, public repos, and ~90 days of public events, read live. Private work is invisible to the scouts, so private-repo heroes rate lower than they deserve. It's a vibe check, not a performance review.
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The Score Screen

replays, straight from the public record

🏁 Level select

The run so far, stage by stage — from the public record.

  • Season 8pressed START — joined GitHub
  • Season 8cleared ticgit · bonus ⭐509
  • Season 8cleared gitbook · bonus ⭐469
  • Season 9cleared hg-git · bonus ⭐619
  • Season 11cleared git-scribe · bonus ⭐1.4k

🏆 Trophy room

Personal bests — most-starred public repos, live links.

📊 Score table

Each stat against the top-players average (bright tick) — this is the score table, not all of GitHub.

PAC · shipping pace+18 vs table
SHO · star impact-8 vs table
PAS · reach+12 vs table
DRI · range+15 vs table
DEF · maintenance+8 vs table
PHY · endurance+5 vs table
III

The Replays

nine cameras on one run
4.7kstars earned
14.2kfollowers
47own repos
18.4years on github
33.3events / week
26%still maintained

🔥 The roast

Observations your profile earned. All of it is public record — zero AI.

  • 🔥🔥🔥53 forks, 47 original repos. That's not a portfolio, that's a bookmarks folder with extra steps.
  • 🔥🔥🔥Your most popular repo (git-scribe, 1351 stars) hasn't been touched in over a year. 122 people forked it. They're waiting. Still waiting.
  • 🔥🔥3 repos named some variant of "todo", "test", or "tutorial". The learning phase is allowed to end, you know.
  • 🔥Over half your commits land on weekends. Your employer is paying for a developer and getting a very rested one.
  • 🔥No bio. Mysterious, or just never got past "// TODO: write bio"?

Every line is computed live from public GitHub data — nothing is written or stored about anyone. If you'd rather your handle not appear in our example lists, tell @codewitholgun and it comes off.

🧬 Developer archetype

Detected from when, what, and how you ship.

🗺️

The Polyglot

Why pick a language when you can pick nine?

Six or more primary languages across the public repos. Some call it range, some call it commitment issues — the compiler errors come in every dialect.

⭐ The Baller🗂️ The Curator

🕐 Commit clock

Public activity from the last ~90 days, hour by weekday (UTC).

06121823SMTWTFS
Busiest: Sun 07:00 UTCless more

🧪 Language DNA

What the public repos are made of.

Ruby48% · 14 repos
Rust21% · 6 repos
JavaScript14% · 4 repos
Go3% · 1 repo
Swift3% · 1 repo
HTML3% · 1 repo
Svelte3% · 1 repo
Arduino3% · 1 repo

👯 Dev twin & nemesis

Closest and furthest stat vectors in the legends pool. The tape doesn't lie.

YOUR TWIN · 92% match @mitchellh both ship relentlessly, same seasons in the game
YOUR NEMESIS · 67% match @yyx990803 has the stars you keep meaning to earn
Settle it: battle your nemesis

Twin math: normalized distance across all six stats, against the 39-legend pool.

🧭 Dev alignment

Where the shipping style lands on the eternal grid. Computed, not chosen.

Lawful Merger
Neutral Shipper
Chaotic Force-Pusher
Lawful Committer
True Neutral Committer
Chaotic Committer
Lawful Archivist
Neutral Lurker
Chaotic Abandoner

Neutral Shipper — Ships steadily and lets the linter fight the wars.

🔎 Replay Analysis

The breakdown — what a tournament scout would clip from this run.

92
Collaborates & reachespull requests and follower reach
90
Veteran durabilityseasons in the game, consistent minutes
🟡 Rotation option Active on the public pitch, with room for more minutes.

Play style: 🗺️ The Polyglot — Why pick a language when you can pick nine?

14Languages
18Seasons
14.2kFollowers
26%Squad upkeep

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💰 Prize Pool

JACKPOT — the payout the cabinet puts on this run.

€67M
Signs forFC Refactor
Release clause€101M
Contract3 seasons
Weekly wage€648K
PositionRUBY
Age18 seasons pro

Scouting report — fee adjustments

Rust premium+10%
Current form+12%
Shirt sales (1k+ followers reach)+10%
Veteran leadership (8+ seasons)+8%
Squad depth (polyglot)+6%

Scout’s notes — what would raise the fee

+7% for a high maintenance record — keep 70% of repos alive

Comparable transfers, season 26

M. Refactorović→ Borussia Dotfiles€59M
S. Kernelsen→ Sporting Segfault€68M
R. Segfaultinho→ Git City FC€57M

Transfer fees are football fiction computed from public GitHub signal — the underlying numbers (stars, activity, maintenance, reach) are real.

⚔️ VS Mode

Pick a challenger. Same cabinet, same rules, one winner.

🎖️ Medal cabinet

4 of 10 unlocked — every medal is earned from public signal, none are for sale.

🏅 Century Club 4,739 stars on original work
🧲 Talisman 14,192 followers show up for this profile
🗣 Polyglot 14 languages in the public repos
🔒 Night Owl 40% of your public activity between 22:00 and 06:00
🔒 Iron Man Keep 80% of 5+ own repos alive
🎖 Veteran 18 seasons in the game
🔒 Wonderkid 10+ events/week inside your first two seasons
🔒 Sharpshooter Rate 90+ Shooting (stars earned)
🔒 The Engine Rate 85+ Pace (shipping cadence)
🔒 The Wall Rate 85+ Defense (maintenance)
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Player 2 Wanted

for teams scouting a co-op partner
“The score speaks for itself.”
📍 Berlin, Germany 🧪 Ruby · Rust · JavaScript 📅 18 seasons on GitHub ⚙️ 26% of repos maintained

● Player 2 slot open — reach Scott Chacon via the GitHub profile.

Everything above derives from the public GitHub record — no résumé inflation possible.

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