Score NΒΊ 65 · Rank PRO · Provenance: public GitHub
Jeremy Ashkenas, rated 65
65,000 points on the GitHub cabinet β rank PRO, earned one credit at a time from the public record.
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- OVR /99 β the overall rating: all six stats blended on a curve where 99 is deliberately unreachable. Even the legends top out in the mid-nineties.
- PAC Pace β how often this profile ships (public events per week, ~90-day window).
- SHO Shooting β stars earned on original repos. Impact, not volume.
- PAS Passing β pull-request activity plus follower reach. How much the work connects.
- DRI Dribbling β language range across repos, with a bonus for balance.
- DEF Defense β how much of their own work is still maintained six months on.
- PHY Physical β seasons on GitHub plus consistency inside the window.
- TIERS β Bronze to 59 · Silver from 60 · Gold from 75 · Holo from 87. Earned from the rating, never bought β every card design keeps the true tier.
- DATA β public profile, public repos, and ~90 days of public events, read live. Private work is invisible to the scouts, so private-repo heroes rate lower than they deserve. It's a vibe check, not a performance review.
The Score Screen
replays, straight from the public recordπ Level select
The run so far, stage by stage β from the public record.
- Season 8pressed START β joined GitHub
- Season 9cleared underscore Β· bonus ⭐27.3k
- Season 9cleared coffeescript Β· bonus ⭐16.6k
- Season 10cleared docco Β· bonus ⭐3.6k
- Season 10cleared backbone Β· bonus ⭐28.1k
π Trophy room
Personal bests β most-starred public repos, live links.
Give your JS App some Backbone with Models, Views, Collections, and Events
underscoreJavaScript's utility _ belt
coffeescriptUnfancy JavaScript
doccoLiterate Programming can be Quick and Dirty.
ruby-processingCode as Art, Art as Code. Processing and Ruby are meant for each other.
coffee-script-tmbundleA TextMate Bundle for CoffeeScript
π Score table
Each stat against the top-players average (bright tick) β this is the score table, not all of GitHub.
The Replays
nine cameras on one run🔥 The roast
Observations your profile earned. All of it is public record β zero AI.
- 🔥🔥🔥Public activity in the last 90 days: basically none. Your GitHub profile has the energy of an out-of-office reply.
- 🔥🔥🔥Your most popular repo (coffeescript, 16598 stars) hasn't been touched in over a year. 1979 people forked it. They're waiting. Still waiting.
- 🔥🔥13 of your 16 repos haven't been touched in over a year. You don't have side projects, you have a museum.
Every line is computed live from public GitHub data β nothing is written or stored about anyone. If you'd rather your handle not appear in our example lists, tell @codewitholgun and it comes off.
🧬 Developer archetype
Detected from when, what, and how you ship.
The Ghost
Seen everything. Committed nothing.
Barely any public activity in the last 90 days. Either deep in private repos or deep in thought β the public record refuses to say.
🧪 Language DNA
What the public repos are made of.
👯 Dev twin & nemesis
Closest and furthest stat vectors in the legends pool. The tape doesn't lie.
Twin math: normalized distance across all six stats, against the 39-legend pool.
🧭 Dev alignment
Where the shipping style lands on the eternal grid. Computed, not chosen.
Chaotic Committer β βwipβ, βfixβ, βfinal-final-2β β and somehow it works.
π Replay Analysis
The breakdown β what a tournament scout would clip from this run.
Play style: π» The Ghost β Seen everything. Committed nothing.
π° Prize Pool
JACKPOT β the payout the cabinet puts on this run.
Scouting report β fee adjustments
Scout’s notes β what would raise the fee
Comparable transfers, season 26
Transfer fees are football fiction computed from public GitHub signal β the underlying numbers (stars, activity, maintenance, reach) are real.
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🎖️ Medal cabinet
4 of 10 unlocked β every medal is earned from public signal, none are for sale.
Player 2 Wanted
for teams scouting a co-op partner“π π£ π I miss _why.”
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