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65 POWER UNCOMMON Jeremy Ashkenas LV 18 ยท NECROMANCER OF LEGACY CODE @jashkenas 94 STR 30 DEX 76 CON 69 INT 37 WIS 76 CHA CHAOTIC COMMITTER git.findutils.com/jashkenas

Jeremy Ashkenas

LV 18 ยท NECROMANCER OF LEGACY CODE ยท 65 POWER

Level 18 Necromancer of Legacy Code โ€” rolled live from the public record. Alignment: Chaotic Committer.

JS 18 seasons pro @jashkenas ↗

Theme

โšฝ FootballThe auction house โ€” four stadium designs ๐ŸŽฒ RPGCharacter sheet โ€” class, level, alignment ๐Ÿ—‚ DossierClassified file โ€” codename, threat level ๐Ÿ›ก๏ธ KnightLetters patent โ€” title, arms, the six virtues ๐Ÿ•น๏ธ ArcadeHigh-score screen โ€” pixel rank, lives, combo bars ๐Ÿš€ MissionFlight console โ€” callsign, class, live telemetry ๐Ÿƒ CreatureCreature card โ€” your generated companion, HP and attacks

Sheet design

ArcaneViolet ink, rune light GrimoireOld parchment, brass fittings CelestialStar charts, cold blue

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Markdown for your README, iframe for your personal site โ€” the card stays live either way.

What do these numbers mean?
  • OVR /99 โ€” the overall rating: all six stats blended on a curve where 99 is deliberately unreachable. Even the legends top out in the mid-nineties.
  • PAC Pace โ€” how often this profile ships (public events per week, ~90-day window).
  • SHO Shooting โ€” stars earned on original repos. Impact, not volume.
  • PAS Passing โ€” pull-request activity plus follower reach. How much the work connects.
  • DRI Dribbling โ€” language range across repos, with a bonus for balance.
  • DEF Defense โ€” how much of their own work is still maintained six months on.
  • PHY Physical โ€” seasons on GitHub plus consistency inside the window.
  • TIERS โ€” Bronze to 59 · Silver from 60 · Gold from 75 · Holo from 87. Earned from the rating, never bought โ€” every card design keeps the true tier.
  • DATA โ€” public profile, public repos, and ~90 days of public events, read live. Private work is invisible to the scouts, so private-repo heroes rate lower than they deserve. It's a vibe check, not a performance review.
II

The Campaign

the questline, straight from the public record

๐Ÿ“œ Quest log

The campaign, quest by quest โ€” from the public record.

  • Season 8rolled a new character โ€” joined GitHub
  • Season 9embarked on underscore ยท loot ⭐27.3k
  • Season 9embarked on coffeescript ยท loot ⭐16.6k
  • Season 10embarked on docco ยท loot ⭐3.6k
  • Season 10embarked on backbone ยท loot ⭐28.1k

โš”๏ธ Loot earned

Artifacts recovered โ€” most-starred public repos, live links.

backbone

Give your JS App some Backbone with Models, Views, Collections, and Events

⭐ 28.1kJavaScript underscore

JavaScript's utility _ belt

⭐ 27.3kJavaScript coffeescript

Unfancy JavaScript

⭐ 16.6kCoffeeScript docco

Literate Programming can be Quick and Dirty.

⭐ 3.6kHTML ruby-processing

Code as Art, Art as Code. Processing and Ruby are meant for each other.

⭐ 1.3kRuby coffee-script-tmbundle

A TextMate Bundle for CoffeeScript

⭐ 825JavaScript

๐Ÿ›ก๏ธ Party comparison

Each attribute against the legends party average (brass tick) โ€” this is the legends party, not all of GitHub.

DEX ยท shipping speed-34 vs party
STR ยท star power+7 vs party
CHA ยท reach-4 vs party
INT ยท range-1 vs party
WIS ยท upkeep-10 vs party
CON ยท endurance-9 vs party
III

The Readings

nine divinations on one adventurer
78.6kstars earned
13.7kfollowers
16own repos
18.3years on github
0.0events / week
13%still maintained

🔥 The roast

Observations your profile earned. All of it is public record โ€” zero AI.

  • 🔥🔥🔥Public activity in the last 90 days: basically none. Your GitHub profile has the energy of an out-of-office reply.
  • 🔥🔥🔥Your most popular repo (coffeescript, 16598 stars) hasn't been touched in over a year. 1979 people forked it. They're waiting. Still waiting.
  • 🔥🔥13 of your 16 repos haven't been touched in over a year. You don't have side projects, you have a museum.

Every line is computed live from public GitHub data โ€” nothing is written or stored about anyone. If you'd rather your handle not appear in our example lists, tell @codewitholgun and it comes off.

🧬 Developer archetype

Detected from when, what, and how you ship.

๐Ÿ‘ป

The Ghost

Seen everything. Committed nothing.

Barely any public activity in the last 90 days. Either deep in private repos or deep in thought โ€” the public record refuses to say.

โญ The Baller๐ŸŒฑ Serial Starter

🧪 Language DNA

What the public repos are made of.

JavaScript38% ยท 6 repos
Ruby25% ยท 4 repos
HTML19% ยท 3 repos
CoffeeScript13% ยท 2 repos
Java6% ยท 1 repo

👯 Dev twin & nemesis

Closest and furthest stat vectors in the legends pool. The tape doesn't lie.

YOUR TWIN · 94% match @sdras both know a repo graveyard when they see one, same seasons in the game
YOUR NEMESIS · 57% match @simonw ships every single week โ€” no excuses
Settle it: battle your nemesis

Twin math: normalized distance across all six stats, against the 39-legend pool.

🧭 Dev alignment

Where the shipping style lands on the eternal grid. Computed, not chosen.

Lawful Merger
Neutral Shipper
Chaotic Force-Pusher
Lawful Committer
True Neutral Committer
Chaotic Committer
Lawful Archivist
Neutral Lurker
Chaotic Abandoner

Chaotic Committer โ€” โ€œwipโ€, โ€œfixโ€, โ€œfinal-final-2โ€ โ€” and somehow it works.

๐Ÿ”ฎ Oracle report

The reading โ€” what a guild recruiter would circle on this sheet.

94
Work people starstars earned on original repos
76
Collaborates & reachespull requests and follower reach
🔴 Needs preseason Quiet on the public pitch lately โ€” private-repo minutes don’t show here.

Play style: ๐Ÿ‘ป The Ghost โ€” Seen everything. Committed nothing.

5Languages
18Seasons
13.7kFollowers
13%Squad upkeep

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๐Ÿ’ฐ Bounty

POSTED โ€” the reward the guilds put on this adventurer.

โ‚ฌ10M
Signs forOlympique Linterre
Release clauseโ‚ฌ15M
Contract3 seasons
Weekly wageโ‚ฌ97K
PositionJS
Age18 seasons pro

Scouting report โ€” fee adjustments

Injury-prone (90-day silence)-15%
Shirt sales (1k+ followers reach)+10%
Veteran leadership (8+ seasons)+8%

Scout’s notes โ€” what would raise the fee

+10% Rust premium the day Rust shows up in the repos
+12% current-form bonus at 20 events/week (now 0.0)
+6% squad depth at six languages (now 5)

Comparable transfers, season 26

D. van der Merge→ Sporting Segfaultโ‚ฌ11M
L. Gitoviฤ‡→ Git City FCโ‚ฌ12M
T. Asyncawaitov→ Real Recursiรณnโ‚ฌ12M

Transfer fees are football fiction computed from public GitHub signal โ€” the underlying numbers (stars, activity, maintenance, reach) are real.

โš”๏ธ Duel

Pick an opponent. Same attributes, same rules, one victor โ€” the duel gets its own shareable page.

🎖️ Medal cabinet

4 of 10 unlocked โ€” every sigil is earned from public signal, none are for sale.

๐Ÿ… Century Club 78,563 stars on original work
๐Ÿงฒ Talisman 13,687 followers show up for this profile
๐Ÿ”’ Polyglot Ship public work in 6+ languages
๐Ÿ”’ Night Owl 40% of your public activity between 22:00 and 06:00
๐Ÿ”’ Iron Man Keep 80% of 5+ own repos alive
๐ŸŽ– Veteran 18 seasons in the game
๐Ÿ”’ Wonderkid 10+ events/week inside your first two seasons
๐ŸŽฏ Sharpshooter SHO 94 โ€” the stars keep coming
๐Ÿ”’ The Engine Rate 85+ Pace (shipping cadence)
๐Ÿ”’ The Wall Rate 85+ Defense (maintenance)
IV

The Party Invite

for guilds seeking members
“๐Ÿ ๐Ÿ›ฃ ๐ŸŒŽ I miss _why.”
📍 Berkeley 🧪 JavaScript ยท Ruby ยท HTML 📅 18 seasons on GitHub ⚙️ 13% of repos maintained

โ— Open to new campaigns โ€” reach Jeremy Ashkenas via the GitHub profile.

GitHub profile → Print dossier

Everything above derives from the public GitHub record โ€” no résumé inflation possible.

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