Lot Nº 65 · Season 26 · Provenance: public GitHub
Guido van Rossum, rated 65
Silver tier — earned, never bought. Scouted live from the public record; fee at the hammer: €12M to Olympique Linterre.
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- PAC Pace — how often this profile ships (public events per week, ~90-day window).
- SHO Shooting — stars earned on original repos. Impact, not volume.
- PAS Passing — pull-request activity plus follower reach. How much the work connects.
- DRI Dribbling — language range across repos, with a bonus for balance.
- DEF Defense — how much of their own work is still maintained six months on.
- PHY Physical — seasons on GitHub plus consistency inside the window.
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The Record
evidence, live from the public record📅 Transfer history
The career, window by window — from the public record.
- Season 12signed as a free agent — joined GitHub
- Season 20signed with guidos_time_machine · fee ⭐105
- Season 20signed with patma · fee ⭐1.0k
- Season 22signed with old-demos · fee ⭐100
- Season 25signed with abc-unix · fee ⭐170
🏆 Trophy cabinet
The exhibited works — most-starred public repos, live links.
Pattern Matching
abc-unixThe original ABC language (Python's predecessor), from 1991
guidos_time_machineGuido's time machine
old-demosVery old demos and examples removed from the cpython repo
ctokExpose CPython's tokenizer as a Python class
c-parserA partial parser for C statements and expression
📊 League context
Each stat against the legends-pool average (gold tick) — honest framing: this is the legends pool, not all of GitHub.
The Readings
nine lenses on one record🔥 The roast
Observations your profile earned. All of it is public record — zero AI.
- 🔥🔥🔥16 forks, 12 original repos. That's not a portfolio, that's a bookmarks folder with extra steps.
- 🔥🔥🔥Your most popular repo (patma, 1042 stars) hasn't been touched in over a year. 65 people forked it. They're waiting. Still waiting.
- 🔥🔥9 of your 12 repos haven't been touched in over a year. You don't have side projects, you have a museum.
- 🔥No bio. Mysterious, or just never got past "// TODO: write bio"?
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🧬 Developer archetype
Detected from when, what, and how you ship.
The Baller
The stars aligned. Repeatedly.
Serious star counts on original work. Whatever this profile ships, people show up for it — the rare kind of gravity you can’t fake.
🕐 Commit clock
Public activity from the last ~90 days, hour by weekday (UTC).
🧪 Language DNA
What the public repos are made of.
👯 Dev twin & nemesis
Closest and furthest stat vectors in the legends pool. The tape doesn't lie.
Twin math: normalized distance across all six stats, against the 39-legend pool.
🧭 Dev alignment
Where the shipping style lands on the eternal grid. Computed, not chosen.
True Neutral Committer — Perfectly balanced — commits when it matters, vanishes when it doesn’t.
🔎 Scout report
The signing brief — what a technical scout would circle on this profile.
Play style: ⭐ The Baller — The stars aligned. Repeatedly.
💰 Transfer market value
BREAKING — the fee the scouts put on this profile.
Scouting report — fee adjustments
Scout’s notes — what would raise the fee
Comparable transfers, season 26
Transfer fees are football fiction computed from public GitHub signal — the underlying numbers (stars, activity, maintenance, reach) are real.
⚔️ Dev vs dev
Pick an opponent. Same stats, same rules, one winner — the battle gets its own shareable page.
🎖️ Medal cabinet
3 of 10 unlocked — every medal is earned from public signal, none are for sale.
The Signing
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