Card Nº 65 · Velixn · Lv.13 · Provenance: public GitHub
Guido van Rossum, rated 65
Velixn, raised on 13 seasons of public commits — 65/99 overall. Same handle, same creature, forever.
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What do these numbers mean?
- OVR /99 — the overall rating: all six stats blended on a curve where 99 is deliberately unreachable. Even the legends top out in the mid-nineties.
- PAC Pace — how often this profile ships (public events per week, ~90-day window).
- SHO Shooting — stars earned on original repos. Impact, not volume.
- PAS Passing — pull-request activity plus follower reach. How much the work connects.
- DRI Dribbling — language range across repos, with a bonus for balance.
- DEF Defense — how much of their own work is still maintained six months on.
- PHY Physical — seasons on GitHub plus consistency inside the window.
- TIERS — Bronze to 59 · Silver from 60 · Gold from 75 · Holo from 87. Earned from the rating, never bought — every card design keeps the true tier.
- DATA — public profile, public repos, and ~90 days of public events, read live. Private work is invisible to the scouts, so private-repo heroes rate lower than they deserve. It's a vibe check, not a performance review.
The Collection
pulls, straight from the public record📦 Pack history
The collection, pack by pack — from the public record.
- Season 12opened the first pack — joined GitHub
- Season 20pulled guidos_time_machine · graded ⭐105
- Season 20pulled patma · graded ⭐1.0k
- Season 22pulled old-demos · graded ⭐100
- Season 25pulled abc-unix · graded ⭐170
🏆 Rare pulls
The display case — most-starred public repos, live links.
Pattern Matching
abc-unixThe original ABC language (Python's predecessor), from 1991
guidos_time_machineGuido's time machine
old-demosVery old demos and examples removed from the cpython repo
ctokExpose CPython's tokenizer as a Python class
c-parserA partial parser for C statements and expression
📊 Meta comparison
Each stat against the tournament average (foil tick) — this is the tournament meta, not all of GitHub.
The Readings
nine card shops appraise one binder🔥 The roast
Observations your profile earned. All of it is public record — zero AI.
- 🔥🔥🔥16 forks, 12 original repos. That's not a portfolio, that's a bookmarks folder with extra steps.
- 🔥🔥🔥Your most popular repo (patma, 1042 stars) hasn't been touched in over a year. 65 people forked it. They're waiting. Still waiting.
- 🔥🔥9 of your 12 repos haven't been touched in over a year. You don't have side projects, you have a museum.
- 🔥No bio. Mysterious, or just never got past "// TODO: write bio"?
Every line is computed live from public GitHub data — nothing is written or stored about anyone. If you'd rather your handle not appear in our example lists, tell @codewitholgun and it comes off.
🧬 Developer archetype
Detected from when, what, and how you ship.
The Baller
The stars aligned. Repeatedly.
Serious star counts on original work. Whatever this profile ships, people show up for it — the rare kind of gravity you can’t fake.
🕐 Commit clock
Public activity from the last ~90 days, hour by weekday (UTC).
🧪 Language DNA
What the public repos are made of.
👯 Dev twin & nemesis
Closest and furthest stat vectors in the legends pool. The tape doesn't lie.
Twin math: normalized distance across all six stats, against the 39-legend pool.
🧭 Dev alignment
Where the shipping style lands on the eternal grid. Computed, not chosen.
True Neutral Committer — Perfectly balanced — commits when it matters, vanishes when it doesn’t.
🔎 Grader Notes
The appraisal — what a card grader would flag on this pull.
Play style: ⭐ The Baller — The stars aligned. Repeatedly.
💰 Market Price
GRADED — what this card fetches at the shop counter.
Scouting report — fee adjustments
Scout’s notes — what would raise the fee
Comparable transfers, season 26
Transfer fees are football fiction computed from public GitHub signal — the underlying numbers (stars, activity, maintenance, reach) are real.
⚔️ Card Battle
Pick an opponent. Same rules, same table, one card wins.
🎖️ Medal cabinet
3 of 10 unlocked — every medal is earned from public signal, none are for sale.
The Trade Table
for collectors seeking this card“The binder speaks for itself.”
Everything above derives from the public GitHub record — no résumé inflation possible.
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