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81 POWER RARE BOUNTY €64M Kent C. Dodds LV 14 · ARCHMAGE @kentcdodds 88 STR 87 DEX 90 CON 71 INT 44 WIS 96 CHA NEUTRAL SHIPPER git.findutils.com/kentcdodds

Kent C. Dodds

LV 14 · ARCHMAGE · 81 POWER

Level 14 Archmage — rolled live from the public record. Alignment: Neutral Shipper.

TS 14 seasons pro @kentcdodds ↗

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What do these numbers mean?
  • OVR /99 — the overall rating: all six stats blended on a curve where 99 is deliberately unreachable. Even the legends top out in the mid-nineties.
  • PAC Pace — how often this profile ships (public events per week, ~90-day window).
  • SHO Shooting — stars earned on original repos. Impact, not volume.
  • PAS Passing — pull-request activity plus follower reach. How much the work connects.
  • DRI Dribbling — language range across repos, with a bonus for balance.
  • DEF Defense — how much of their own work is still maintained six months on.
  • PHY Physical — seasons on GitHub plus consistency inside the window.
  • TIERS — Bronze to 59 · Silver from 60 · Gold from 75 · Holo from 87. Earned from the rating, never bought — every card design keeps the true tier.
  • DATA — public profile, public repos, and ~90 days of public events, read live. Private work is invisible to the scouts, so private-repo heroes rate lower than they deserve. It's a vibe check, not a performance review.
II

The Campaign

the questline, straight from the public record

📜 Quest log

The campaign, quest by quest — from the public record.

  • Season 12rolled a new character — joined GitHub
  • Season 15embarked on cross-env · loot ⭐6.5k
  • Season 16embarked on match-sorter · loot ⭐4.1k
  • Season 19embarked on bookshelf · loot ⭐2.7k
  • Season 20embarked on kentcdodds.com · loot ⭐2.5k

⚔️ Loot earned

Artifacts recovered — most-starred public repos, live links.

🛡️ Party comparison

Each attribute against the legends party average (brass tick) — this is the legends party, not all of GitHub.

DEX · shipping speed+23 vs party
STR · star power+1 vs party
CHA · reach+16 vs party
INT · range+1 vs party
WIS · upkeep-3 vs party
CON · endurance+5 vs party
III

The Readings

nine divinations on one adventurer
28.5kstars earned
34.9kfollowers
70own repos
14.3years on github
53.8events / week
27%still maintained

🔥 The roast

Observations your profile earned. All of it is public record — zero AI.

  • 🔥🔥🔥Your most popular repo (use-deep-compare-effect, 1920 stars) hasn't been touched in over a year. 87 people forked it. They're waiting. Still waiting.
  • 🔥🔥45% of your activity happens between 10 PM and 6 AM. Sleep is a deprecated dependency, apparently.
  • 🔥🔥5 repos named some variant of "todo", "test", or "tutorial". The learning phase is allowed to end, you know.

Every line is computed live from public GitHub data — nothing is written or stored about anyone. If you'd rather your handle not appear in our example lists, tell @codewitholgun and it comes off.

🧬 Developer archetype

Detected from when, what, and how you ship.

The Baller

The stars aligned. Repeatedly.

Serious star counts on original work. Whatever this profile ships, people show up for it — the rare kind of gravity you can’t fake.

🗺️ The Polyglot🚢 Shipping Machine

🕐 Commit clock

Public activity from the last ~90 days, hour by weekday (UTC).

06121823SMTWTFS
Busiest: Wed 22:00 UTCless more

🧪 Language DNA

What the public repos are made of.

TypeScript57% · 39 repos
JavaScript34% · 23 repos
HTML4% · 3 repos
MDX1% · 1 repo
CSS1% · 1 repo
Shell1% · 1 repo

👯 Dev twin & nemesis

Closest and furthest stat vectors in the legends pool. The tape doesn't lie.

YOUR TWIN · 95% match @rich-harris both know a repo graveyard when they see one, both ship relentlessly
YOUR NEMESIS · 67% match @yyx990803 ships every single week — no excuses
Settle it: battle your nemesis

Twin math: normalized distance across all six stats, against the 39-legend pool.

🧭 Dev alignment

Where the shipping style lands on the eternal grid. Computed, not chosen.

Lawful Merger
Neutral Shipper
Chaotic Force-Pusher
Lawful Committer
True Neutral Committer
Chaotic Committer
Lawful Archivist
Neutral Lurker
Chaotic Abandoner

Neutral Shipper — Ships steadily and lets the linter fight the wars.

🔮 Oracle report

The reading — what a guild recruiter would circle on this sheet.

96
Collaborates & reachespull requests and follower reach
90
Veteran durabilityseasons in the game, consistent minutes
🟡 Rotation option Active on the public pitch, with room for more minutes.

Play style: ⭐ The Baller — The stars aligned. Repeatedly.

6Languages
14Seasons
34.9kFollowers
27%Squad upkeep

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💰 Bounty

POSTED — the reward the guilds put on this adventurer.

€64M
Signs forFC Refactor
Release clause€97M
Contract3 seasons
Weekly wage€619K
PositionTS
Age14 seasons pro

Scouting report — fee adjustments

TypeScript passport+5%
Current form+12%
Shirt sales (1k+ followers reach)+10%
Veteran leadership (8+ seasons)+8%
Squad depth (polyglot)+6%

Scout’s notes — what would raise the fee

+10% Rust premium the day Rust shows up in the repos
+7% for a high maintenance record — keep 70% of repos alive

Comparable transfers, season 26

P. O'Callback→ Git City FC€52M
A. Lambda→ Real Recursión€46M
M. Refactorović→ Inter Milanode€46M

Transfer fees are football fiction computed from public GitHub signal — the underlying numbers (stars, activity, maintenance, reach) are real.

⚔️ Duel

Pick an opponent. Same attributes, same rules, one victor — the duel gets its own shareable page.

🎖️ Medal cabinet

6 of 10 unlocked — every sigil is earned from public signal, none are for sale.

🏅 Century Club 28,461 stars on original work
🧲 Talisman 34,866 followers show up for this profile
🗣 Polyglot 6 languages in the public repos
🦉 Night Owl 45% of activity after dark
🔒 Iron Man Keep 80% of 5+ own repos alive
🎖 Veteran 14 seasons in the game
🔒 Wonderkid 10+ events/week inside your first two seasons
🔒 Sharpshooter Rate 90+ Shooting (stars earned)
⚙️ The Engine PAC 87 — relentless output
🔒 The Wall Rate 85+ Defense (maintenance)
IV

The Party Invite

for guilds seeking members
“Improving 🌎 with quality software · Husband, 6x Dad, Latter-day Saint, Dev Educator, MVP ⚡️ EpicAI.pro 🌌 EpicWeb.dev 🚀 EpicReact.dev”
📍 Salt Lake City, Utah, USA 🧪 TypeScript · JavaScript · HTML 📅 14 seasons on GitHub ⚙️ 27% of repos maintained

● Open to new campaigns — reach Kent C. Dodds via the GitHub profile.

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Everything above derives from the public GitHub record — no résumé inflation possible.

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