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81 POWER RARE Kent C. Dodds LV 14 ยท ARCHMAGE @kentcdodds 88 STR 87 DEX 90 CON 71 INT 44 WIS 96 CHA NEUTRAL SHIPPER git.findutils.com/kentcdodds

Kent C. Dodds

LV 14 ยท ARCHMAGE ยท 81 POWER

Level 14 Archmage โ€” rolled live from the public record. Alignment: Neutral Shipper.

TS 14 seasons pro @kentcdodds ↗

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What do these numbers mean?
  • OVR /99 โ€” the overall rating: all six stats blended on a curve where 99 is deliberately unreachable. Even the legends top out in the mid-nineties.
  • PAC Pace โ€” how often this profile ships (public events per week, ~90-day window).
  • SHO Shooting โ€” stars earned on original repos. Impact, not volume.
  • PAS Passing โ€” pull-request activity plus follower reach. How much the work connects.
  • DRI Dribbling โ€” language range across repos, with a bonus for balance.
  • DEF Defense โ€” how much of their own work is still maintained six months on.
  • PHY Physical โ€” seasons on GitHub plus consistency inside the window.
  • TIERS โ€” Bronze to 59 · Silver from 60 · Gold from 75 · Holo from 87. Earned from the rating, never bought โ€” every card design keeps the true tier.
  • DATA โ€” public profile, public repos, and ~90 days of public events, read live. Private work is invisible to the scouts, so private-repo heroes rate lower than they deserve. It's a vibe check, not a performance review.
II

The Campaign

the questline, straight from the public record

๐Ÿ“œ Quest log

The campaign, quest by quest โ€” from the public record.

  • Season 12rolled a new character โ€” joined GitHub
  • Season 15embarked on cross-env ยท loot ⭐6.5k
  • Season 16embarked on match-sorter ยท loot ⭐4.1k
  • Season 19embarked on bookshelf ยท loot ⭐2.7k
  • Season 20embarked on kentcdodds.com ยท loot ⭐2.5k

โš”๏ธ Loot earned

Artifacts recovered โ€” most-starred public repos, live links.

๐Ÿ›ก๏ธ Party comparison

Each attribute against the legends party average (brass tick) โ€” this is the legends party, not all of GitHub.

DEX ยท shipping speed+23 vs party
STR ยท star power+1 vs party
CHA ยท reach+16 vs party
INT ยท range+1 vs party
WIS ยท upkeep-3 vs party
CON ยท endurance+5 vs party
III

The Readings

nine divinations on one adventurer
28.5kstars earned
34.9kfollowers
70own repos
14.3years on github
53.8events / week
27%still maintained

🔥 The roast

Observations your profile earned. All of it is public record โ€” zero AI.

  • 🔥🔥🔥Your most popular repo (use-deep-compare-effect, 1920 stars) hasn't been touched in over a year. 87 people forked it. They're waiting. Still waiting.
  • 🔥🔥45% of your activity happens between 10 PM and 6 AM. Sleep is a deprecated dependency, apparently.
  • 🔥🔥5 repos named some variant of "todo", "test", or "tutorial". The learning phase is allowed to end, you know.

Every line is computed live from public GitHub data โ€” nothing is written or stored about anyone. If you'd rather your handle not appear in our example lists, tell @codewitholgun and it comes off.

🧬 Developer archetype

Detected from when, what, and how you ship.

โญ

The Baller

The stars aligned. Repeatedly.

Serious star counts on original work. Whatever this profile ships, people show up for it โ€” the rare kind of gravity you canโ€™t fake.

๐Ÿ—บ๏ธ The Polyglot๐Ÿšข Shipping Machine

🕐 Commit clock

Public activity from the last ~90 days, hour by weekday (UTC).

06121823SMTWTFS
Busiest: Wed 22:00 UTCless more

🧪 Language DNA

What the public repos are made of.

TypeScript57% ยท 39 repos
JavaScript34% ยท 23 repos
HTML4% ยท 3 repos
MDX1% ยท 1 repo
CSS1% ยท 1 repo
Shell1% ยท 1 repo

👯 Dev twin & nemesis

Closest and furthest stat vectors in the legends pool. The tape doesn't lie.

YOUR TWIN · 95% match @rich-harris both know a repo graveyard when they see one, both ship relentlessly
YOUR NEMESIS · 67% match @yyx990803 ships every single week โ€” no excuses
Settle it: battle your nemesis

Twin math: normalized distance across all six stats, against the 39-legend pool.

🧭 Dev alignment

Where the shipping style lands on the eternal grid. Computed, not chosen.

Lawful Merger
Neutral Shipper
Chaotic Force-Pusher
Lawful Committer
True Neutral Committer
Chaotic Committer
Lawful Archivist
Neutral Lurker
Chaotic Abandoner

Neutral Shipper โ€” Ships steadily and lets the linter fight the wars.

๐Ÿ”ฎ Oracle report

The reading โ€” what a guild recruiter would circle on this sheet.

96
Collaborates & reachespull requests and follower reach
90
Veteran durabilityseasons in the game, consistent minutes
🟡 Rotation option Active on the public pitch, with room for more minutes.

Play style: โญ The Baller โ€” The stars aligned. Repeatedly.

6Languages
14Seasons
34.9kFollowers
27%Squad upkeep

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๐Ÿ’ฐ Bounty

POSTED โ€” the reward the guilds put on this adventurer.

โ‚ฌ64M
Signs forFC Refactor
Release clauseโ‚ฌ97M
Contract3 seasons
Weekly wageโ‚ฌ619K
PositionTS
Age14 seasons pro

Scouting report โ€” fee adjustments

TypeScript passport+5%
Current form+12%
Shirt sales (1k+ followers reach)+10%
Veteran leadership (8+ seasons)+8%
Squad depth (polyglot)+6%

Scout’s notes โ€” what would raise the fee

+10% Rust premium the day Rust shows up in the repos
+7% for a high maintenance record โ€” keep 70% of repos alive

Comparable transfers, season 26

P. O'Callback→ Git City FCโ‚ฌ52M
A. Lambda→ Real Recursiรณnโ‚ฌ46M
M. Refactoroviฤ‡→ Inter Milanodeโ‚ฌ46M

Transfer fees are football fiction computed from public GitHub signal โ€” the underlying numbers (stars, activity, maintenance, reach) are real.

โš”๏ธ Duel

Pick an opponent. Same attributes, same rules, one victor โ€” the duel gets its own shareable page.

🎖️ Medal cabinet

6 of 10 unlocked โ€” every sigil is earned from public signal, none are for sale.

๐Ÿ… Century Club 28,461 stars on original work
๐Ÿงฒ Talisman 34,866 followers show up for this profile
๐Ÿ—ฃ Polyglot 6 languages in the public repos
๐Ÿฆ‰ Night Owl 45% of activity after dark
๐Ÿ”’ Iron Man Keep 80% of 5+ own repos alive
๐ŸŽ– Veteran 14 seasons in the game
๐Ÿ”’ Wonderkid 10+ events/week inside your first two seasons
๐Ÿ”’ Sharpshooter Rate 90+ Shooting (stars earned)
โš™๏ธ The Engine PAC 87 โ€” relentless output
๐Ÿ”’ The Wall Rate 85+ Defense (maintenance)
IV

The Party Invite

for guilds seeking members
“Improving ๐ŸŒŽ with quality software ยท Husband, 6x Dad, Latter-day Saint, Dev Educator, MVP โšก๏ธ EpicAI.pro ๐ŸŒŒ EpicWeb.dev ๐Ÿš€ EpicReact.dev”
📍 Salt Lake City, Utah, USA 🧪 TypeScript ยท JavaScript ยท HTML 📅 14 seasons on GitHub ⚙️ 27% of repos maintained

โ— Open to new campaigns โ€” reach Kent C. Dodds via the GitHub profile.

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Everything above derives from the public GitHub record โ€” no résumé inflation possible.

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